Steinhart jumps the shark?

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Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby biglove » June 5th 2018, 6:31am

The only thing missing is sombreros...

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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby JAS1125 » June 5th 2018, 6:53am

Ouch...
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby TemerityB » June 5th 2018, 9:02am

Uh oh - did they hire Stephen Jay?
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby nimbleboy » June 5th 2018, 9:52am

Maybe I'm not as young at heart as I thought I was.
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby conjurer » June 5th 2018, 9:57am

Anybody who buys this is going to get Jolly Rogered!
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby bedlam » June 5th 2018, 4:52pm

Always with the skull, when can I get my dial with a femur on it?

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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby svaglic » June 5th 2018, 7:18pm

Choose your limitation number and look forward to a slightly different watch experience!

Slightly different watch experience is an understatement. Then there is the whole limitation number deal.
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby Mark1 » June 5th 2018, 10:27pm

That thing could use more cable.
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby bobbee » June 6th 2018, 1:03am

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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby biglove » June 6th 2018, 5:00am

Exactly, Bobbee
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby conjurer » June 6th 2018, 8:31am

Here's an idea for Steinhart--who actually makes a really good watch, generally: You've made plenty of money from your Rolex homages--now make some watches that aren't. And lay off the skulls--they don't work for Invicter, they don't work for B & R, and they sure don't work for Steinhart.
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » June 6th 2018, 8:59am

Anti- or pro-homage sentiments aside, Steinhart does make good watches. They made some ghastly pieces as well, but never as ghastly as this.

That said, this watch is beyond fucking ghey.
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Re: Steinhart jumps the shark?

Postby TemerityB » June 6th 2018, 1:28pm

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