1st International Watch Photo Competition

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1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby koimaster » April 27th 2018, 8:10am

You are a lover of beautiful watches, watchmaking enthusiast or professional in this universe, participate in the Watch Photo Awards which starts on May 1, 2018

http://www.watch-photo-awards.com/index_en.php

http://www.watch-photo-awards.com/index_fr.php


Do you like beautiful watches? Are you passionate about watchmaking or do you work in the industry? Take part in the Watch Photo Awards which start on 1st May 2018.
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby foghorn » April 27th 2018, 8:54am

Looks shady to me.
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby conjurer » April 27th 2018, 9:01am

Yup.
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby biglove » April 27th 2018, 11:58am

Yeah. No.
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby TemerityB » April 27th 2018, 12:58pm

Bet Dim Demple will enter.
Proof that quartz is still not only viable, but sometimes, something to covet: Grand Seiko.
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby bobbee » April 27th 2018, 6:23pm

TemerityB wrote:Bet Dim Demple will enter.


Will enter whom?
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby conjurer » April 27th 2018, 7:56pm

bobbee wrote:
TemerityB wrote:Bet Dim Demple will enter.


Will enter whom?


In this case, I believe it'll be Mr. Demple who's catching.
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby TemerityB » April 27th 2018, 8:23pm

conjurer wrote:
bobbee wrote:
TemerityB wrote:Bet Dim Demple will enter.


Will enter whom?


In this case, I believe it'll be Mr. Demple who's catching.


You bet. Not only is he an "award-winning" lensman, he's also a Nashville music studio owner who has worked with some of Nashville's ... uh ...hold on....well ... I guess he owns a mixing board or something....and he and Mongrel went to Basel and "made deals" ... uh...
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby conjurer » April 27th 2018, 10:55pm

TemerityB wrote:
conjurer wrote:
bobbee wrote:
TemerityB wrote:Bet Dim Demple will enter.


Will enter whom?


In this case, I believe it'll be Mr. Demple who's catching.


You bet. Not only is he an "award-winning" lensman, he's also a Nashville music studio owner who has worked with some of Nashville's ... uh ...hold on....well ... I guess he owns a mixing board or something....and he and Mongrel went to Basel and "made deals" ... uh...


Quite so. In the very small world of TeeVee wartche shills, there are few, and perhaps none, like Dim. He claimed, at least, to have a life outside of conning the elderly and simps out of their miserable pittances of income. There were some, like Jawbone, who was an overgrown man-child who had a long history of the short con--indeed, it was impossible to think of him doing anything but screaming, whining, and grifting. Then there was Mongo, who was literally nothing but a boozehound, an absurd loser who's high point in life was showing up on a third-rate "network", selling shit that nobody with two brain cells to rub together would have bought.

But Dim was different; he rubbed elbows with Nashville celebrities--assuming Nashville has any celebrities--recording their records, and sometimes heading out to whereabouts unknown and photographing seals and eagles and shit. Indeed, to the average Geek, it was like Dim was taking time off from something Very Important to sell them Sturhling Originals and Invicters. It was like he was saying, well, I have some time between traveling to Upper Volta to photograph a buzzard and laying down some great, award winning tracks of country music, so I'll stoop to selling this fucking shit.
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Re: 1st International Watch Photo Competition

Postby bobbee » April 28th 2018, 12:34am

That, my friend, is fucking award winning! :D
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