NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Guest » August 5th 2010, 1:15am

Yes, it's time again, and this contest has a fantastic prize!!! If your entry is the selected winner, you get an all exspenses paid shower with Ilie!!!!! Complete with a free new bar of soap thrown in!! DONT BEND OVER TO PICK IT UP!!!! let eyowwwww, he has given enuf!!!!!! here are some of my entries.................

THE REEF ROID- self explanatory, NO movement, Please!
" SEA SPERM-whale of a watch, 120 mm neck chain included
" SANS-SCRUPPLES-family favorite
" SEA SAC-very small........
" WAVE- and say go fuckyerself.....your last Infectya
" CORALCOCKSUCKER-Md's new design
" SURFERBOI-Eyal's new proto, nuts not included
" SEASCUM-named after Charla
" OARWOOD- u like a turd, yeah, I would
" SNORKEL- has a pic of MD on the dial
" SCUBADOBADOODOO-smells like a mob fart
" TIDE-U-OVER- no movement, no face, all zinc,no crystal, just "infectya"
stamped on a piece of white cardboard, all for 10 bucks with
value pay!!!! "
" LOBSTER QUEST- dead on arrival......DOA
" SEASNAIL- as slimmy as the hosts..........green only
" MOORWHORE 4- ME!-jumbo's daily request to the wino
" STATEN ISLAND FERRYFART- "made to notice" -stain only
" MD MANATEE- 98mm,gas filled, 48mm thick, DONOT replace batteries
" JIMBOJUMBOSHRIMP- newly designed cockring watch
" LOUISIANNA GUMBO- you dont know what's in it!!
" SANDSTONED-they overnite a 40mg valium to you, then the next morn,
you get the shit watch you paid 800 bucks for shows up
" SLOPSLOOP RACING EDITION- speeding its way to the shitter
" COMBAT GROUPER GROPPER- slides easily into Jill's pants......
" BAYBONER II- jumbos and Ilies swap watch.......with a glistening coating of spit
" SURFSPOOGE-cums in infuckya pale yellow
" MORAYMORON-designed by jawboners' first wife.........

Please add your entry~~~~must be ocean inspired




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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby andrema » August 5th 2010, 2:53am

The Ming Diver... :D
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Buffalo Bill » August 5th 2010, 3:51am

Thanks for making me LOL. I needed that!
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Buffalo Bill » August 5th 2010, 3:55am

I almost forgot. My entry "The Muff Diver".
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Guest » August 5th 2010, 4:11am

"Sea Weasel"
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby bodypeersur » August 5th 2010, 4:26am

Buffalo Bill wrote:I almost forgot. My entry "The Muff Diver".


Actually the Duff Diver would be more appropriate Bill....just sayin.
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby boscoe » August 5th 2010, 5:16am

Invicta Grande Reserve Butt Buoy
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Guest » August 5th 2010, 6:53am

Sea Donkey
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Buffalo Bill » August 5th 2010, 7:20am

bodypeersur wrote:
Buffalo Bill wrote:I almost forgot. My entry "The Muff Diver".


Actually the Duff Diver would be more appropriate Bill....just sayin.


Muff, Duff, Puff and Ruff. HAHAHA.
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Buffalo Bill » August 5th 2010, 7:21am

SloMo wrote:Sea Donkey

Shaved Sea Donkey?
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby foghorn » August 5th 2010, 7:22am

Donkey Sea-Man
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Why, he's no fun, he fell right over.
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Bigjimzlll » August 5th 2010, 7:23am

foghorn wrote:Donkey Sea-Man


Very nice...lol
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Guest » August 5th 2010, 7:33am

For our bunny friends how about
"The C Hare"
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby andrema » August 5th 2010, 7:52am

Invicta Excessive Force or E-Force as known by the mighty WIS at WG
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Buffalo Bill » August 5th 2010, 8:34am

foghorn wrote:Donkey Sea-Man

Very clever.
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Re: NAME THE NEW INFECTYA MODEL CONTEST

Postby Guest » August 5th 2010, 9:09am

Come on guys! I went thru a bottle of scotch, and stayed up all nite talking to MD on the phone to come up with that list......."THE ALL NEW DONKEY SEAMAN, AS ADVERTISED ON HEEHAW".........I like that one.....you may be in the running for the "shower"........I might even throw in a "golden" with that................
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