Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

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Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby koimaster » November 16th 2016, 5:04pm

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/20 ... qeksyrsq5s

Auto movement which I presume is Asian.
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Re: Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby tiktok » November 16th 2016, 9:53pm

What's scary is that people buy this shit.
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Re: Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby conjurer » November 16th 2016, 10:08pm

It's a guinea version of Sturhling!!
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Re: Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby Racer-X » November 16th 2016, 10:18pm

I'm glad people are interested in buying traditional watches.
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Re: Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby conjurer » November 16th 2016, 10:39pm

Racer-X wrote:I'm glad people are interested in buying traditional watches.


You see, Mr. X, this is the sort of thing that Conjurer 2.0 should have made, instead of the hateful, and not to say racist, comment that I so hatefully posted above.

Instead of making fun of Italian watchmaking, I should have noted all the brands over the centuries that they have graced us with. Like Panerai. And... Ah... There's gotta be another... Nope, just Panerai. But what a brand! The Italians hit the horological ball so far out of the park, what the fuck do they need with another brand?
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Re: Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby jason_recliner » November 17th 2016, 2:50am

The thought of these jokers having 196,000 euros to play with is genuinely worrying.
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Re: Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby biglove » November 17th 2016, 6:42am

jason_recliner wrote:The thought of these jokers having 196,000 euros to play with is genuinely worrying.



A big +1 to what Underscore said.

Wonder how long the gold and blue take to wear off?
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Re: Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby koimaster » December 6th 2016, 10:34am

jason_recliner wrote:The thought of these jokers having 196,000 euros to play with is genuinely worrying.


Currently up to $2,270,000 or so the claim is. I keep getting spammed by them with bullshit stories.
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Re: Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby SaoGage » December 6th 2016, 10:39am

Eh, I'd take an Autodromo Nostradamus over this any day.
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby koimaster » February 2nd 2017, 11:05am

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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby conjurer » February 2nd 2017, 11:14am

koimaster wrote:Filippo Loreti : Kickstarter Brand Exposed

https://www.8past10.com/articles/post/1 ... 12589e2e31


Interesting article. These greasy-ass bastards make Eyal look like a piker.
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » February 2nd 2017, 12:17pm

Looks like a cross-breed of Bernie Madoff and Stauer... Fucking crooks.

The movement is quite definitely by Miyota, with a module on top of it.
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby koimaster » September 14th 2017, 3:07pm

http://www.europastar.com/news/10040895 ... piece.html


A sucker born every minute. The Lithuanian version of the IWG and Doxa.
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby foghorn » September 14th 2017, 4:44pm

Va fungul
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby TemerityB » September 14th 2017, 5:17pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:Looks like a cross-breed of Bernie Madoff and Stauer... Fucking crooks.

The movement is quite definitely by Miyota, with a module on top of it.


I mean, wow. These two articles are really something.

Things like these cheeseballs, Invicta, and Stauer are the Benny Hinns of horology - they promise salvation for just a few bucks, but in the end it's all utter bullshit.
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby koimaster » December 20th 2018, 10:02am

Still a scam and nothing more.
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby Don Barzini » December 22nd 2018, 10:27am

Not a day goes by that this brand isn’t in my Facebook ads. And Vincero. And a bunch of other vowel-ending shit. Somehow I let down the internet.
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby koimaster » December 22nd 2018, 10:33pm

Don Barzini wrote:Not a day goes by that this brand isn’t in my Facebook ads. And Vincero. And a bunch of other vowel-ending shit. Somehow I let down the internet.



There was a recent discussion on facebook about the brand. Lithuanian scammers imho but boy they have doxa like fanbois.
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Re: Filippo Loreti - Redefining Italian Luxury Watches

Postby foghorn » December 23rd 2018, 6:24am

He makes gud Olive Oyl.
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