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Kittens

Postby conjurer » June 7th 2019, 8:34pm

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I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.


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Re: Kittens

Postby bedlam » June 7th 2019, 10:50pm

conjurer wrote:kittens

BBQ or pan-fry?
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Re: Kittens

Postby conjurer » June 8th 2019, 7:26am

bedlam wrote:
conjurer wrote:kittens

BBQ or pan-fry?


:D

Thankfully, these little bundles of pure joy are not the issue of Murphy, O'Brien or Joe--all of whom are shooting blanks. These belong to a neighbor.
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Re: Kittens

Postby MAX » June 8th 2019, 8:05am

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Re: Kittens

Postby biglove » June 8th 2019, 8:18am

Kittens!
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Re: Kittens

Postby Falstaff » June 8th 2019, 8:33am

Welcome, kittens! It's great big world for you. Be good and listen to your mama.
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Re: Kittens

Postby TemerityB » June 9th 2019, 1:58pm

Falstaff wrote:Welcome, kittens! It's great big world for you. Be good and listen to your mama.


Awesome.
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Re: Kittens

Postby foghorn » June 9th 2019, 2:04pm

Falstaff wrote:Welcome, kittens! It's great big world for you. Be good and listen to your mama.



And stay away from the neighbors pharratts. They smell and are not your friends.
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