I writ a pooem

I writ a pooem

Postby jason_recliner » August 17th 2012, 3:31pm

There has ben So Much exsitement and hipe round the Big name brands reesently I’m am BUZZing and normally I wood’nt do this but I’m am so exsited abut tha new Invicters and Croutons and lick that it haz inspiar’d me to write a pooem. I was AlSo inspiard by dat new member wee had reesuntly who had writted sum pootrey at a Mustang forum about his Mustang parts. His poems was bootifull and tuching.



But allso I feeled tha need to writ this coz ther is problems in our grate hobby. Wee shud All luv all wotches an support eech uther wen we get a new Grayel. But reecuntly I hav seen mor an mor HAYTERZ wich is bad for the hobby forums. It is not just TeeZ an the Pooists and the panwrist penis panadol manfisted Wop-wotch forums, ither. Evrywun knos they ar snobs but evun here at Wotchlards theres’ has been HAYTING. Sum members (not mentyuning eny Nayms) her think that ther Grasscuts Glasshooters Crasssluts Kraut-wotches or Gerald Pie Geraldo Perv Swiss-wotch’s are better than eny Invickta or Crouton or Deep-Blue. Wel that is just CRAP an makyks you a HAYTER so I writ the pooem below to fix tha hobbee.



I hope you all lick it.



HAYTI’N INVICTER CRAP



Shop-NBC,

Dont’ you not see?

You are the Lite,

You give us Tite Kite Fite Hite... Lite.

Withut Your Valu-Payz

It wood be amaze-

Ing,

How wood wee evar affor our fine Timepisses.

Wing!

Wood yu still bee there for us?



Danyeel Mermaid Merman Mammary Mammal... Daniel from Crouton.

To by yur wotch Id’ had to sell my Footon,

Not much rimes with Crouton,

But its’ still an eezier rime tahn Mumble Mumbai Mummy... Croutons’ is Awesome!



Sum call Elviss the King!

But I say ‘Hell No!”

The real tru King is Eiyal Lay-Lo!

Id’ wood rather liv in the mareen pavillyin than Grassland,!



Who is ‘Da Man”?

Who will Save us?

Who is smarter than a Toucan?

Of course – its’ Mickey ‘The Rat’ Dayvus.

Wot he dus’nt not know

Abut wotches I allso donnt’ not know

Coz everything I know in this lark

I lern’d from SNBC an WG and Dayvus In The Dark.



To Tim Temble,

You are not as cool as them.

This bits’ a Hi-Koo.



J-Skelt,

He knows how it felt,

To get bone’d,

Too be aloned.

To be with Sharla ‘Gawjuss’ Rines,

But too stil be a virjun.

I too know...

(how that feels)

(to be a virjun, not too be with Sharla, but I hav imajined it meny times.

And It is HOT.



Wotchgeeks!

Wotchfreeks!

The hand fall’d off Yur Swiss Parts enjine,

You dont’ know tha day of the Week.

But you know abut fine Timepisses.



D’ont hate – Congratulate.





P.s.: Im’ am going too tell my roomate she has to pay more of tha water bill becoz she has too –two three or evun fore showers evry day coz she is on her period ragz. Then Im’ will hav more money for valuPayz.
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby foghorn » August 17th 2012, 4:08pm

ee cummings is lucky he's dead.
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby Horse Feathers » August 17th 2012, 5:37pm

"Timepisses"

Should use that as the title
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby jason_recliner » August 17th 2012, 7:04pm

foghorn wrote:ee cummings is lucky he's dead.


You are a low scummy guy to tork abut my pre-mature ejections on a public forum.
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby conjurer » August 17th 2012, 7:34pm

god-DAM it This is beautyful poeatry, jayson Underscored. it was Like i was bak in Elamutry school in The 5th grade (i had two drop Out after this Because i was Catching up to My dad) and Being book-learned about Fine amerikan and Englash cliterature once And again.

this Will show All the HAtarz to Go and stuff there paytaks and Rollaxs up There wrectums, i Reckon.

when i Bye a new Doberman pitcher i Will name him After you GODAM IT.
I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.


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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby hapster » August 17th 2012, 9:02pm

conjurer wrote:god-DAM it This is beautyful poeatry, jayson Underscored. it was Like i was bak in Elamutry school in The 5th grade (i had two drop Out after this Because i was Catching up to My dad) and Being book-learned about Fine amerikan and Englash cliterature once And again.

this Will show All the HAtarz to Go and stuff there paytaks and Rollaxs up There wrectums, i Reckon.

when i Bye a new Doberman pitcher i Will name him After you GODAM IT.


Shit!!!

You make me laugh!!!

U are a spot on funny fuck!!!
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby Laid_Back_Dude » August 18th 2012, 12:58am

Good work Jason, love it!!
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby Steelhead » August 18th 2012, 2:45am

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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby Falstaff » August 18th 2012, 6:59am

As imaginative as Coleridge's Kubla Khan; as evocative as Tennyson's Locksley Hall; as beautiful as any of John Donne's Elegies, and as damning an indictment of cruelty and indifference as Eliot's Hollow Men - not to mention the plaintive realism of that classic "Here I sit, brokenhearted...."

Bravo, sir.
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby ocean » August 18th 2012, 7:19am

<-----Hater, Mikey needs a reach around .
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby eddiea » August 19th 2012, 6:21am

Goddammit Jason, I got tears in my eyes ... for a momet I thought I was reading Dame Mary Gilmore ...beautiful shit!!!
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby boscoe » August 20th 2012, 5:38pm

Damn, ewe maid me member a ditty I sawer this at my Wutchgeeks KKK chaptur meatin. Weren't az gud az yorn tho:

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Vyolins r blew
I'd by frum A Owl
If he weren't a Jew
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby conjurer » September 27th 2012, 7:19am

Another well-deserved bump!
I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.


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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby Horse Feathers » September 27th 2012, 7:33am

conjurer wrote:Another well-deserved bump!


Agreed, I always lose it at this part

To Tim Temble,

You are not as cool as them.

This bits’ a Hi-Koo.


Genius !!
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby Kahuna74 » September 27th 2012, 7:36am

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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby boscoe » September 27th 2012, 12:06pm

Horse Feathers wrote:
conjurer wrote:Another well-deserved bump!


Agreed, I always lose it at this part

To Tim Temble,

You are not as cool as them.

This bits’ a Hi-Koo.


Genius !!


Xcooze mi horzfeders, that's JEANIOUS. Lern two spel
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby Horse Feathers » September 27th 2012, 12:50pm

boscoe wrote:
Horse Feathers wrote:
conjurer wrote:Another well-deserved bump!


Agreed, I always lose it at this part

To Tim Temble,

You are not as cool as them.

This bits’ a Hi-Koo.


Genius !!


Xcooze mi horzfeders, that's JEANIOUS. Lern two spel


Sorey Boskewz bein talken somooch conjerfeler likes thati wents to te walmarts and bouts that learnins stuff for my interwebs machene named rollen stone englesh.

Cought me showen of
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby conjurer » February 10th 2019, 8:50pm

Some classic, old-school Lords gags for the newbs.
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Re: I writ a pooem

Postby foghorn » February 11th 2019, 7:02am

Nice memories.

Eye wood like too commmmerite this with a riting of the shortestest pome in the werld,

(ahem)......




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