New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

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New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby conjurer » November 8th 2018, 6:04pm

https://www.evine.com/Product/656-019?i ... ing656-019

On right now. Mrs. C saw it and said (and I quote): "What the fuck? Jesus Christ. I'm going to have nightmares from that fucking thing."
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby svaglic » November 8th 2018, 6:59pm

If they didn’t call it the Joker, I’d have no clue who this was, it’s beyond pathetic.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby 3Flushes » November 8th 2018, 7:38pm

500 bucks for that- 500 bucks for that?
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby svaglic » November 8th 2018, 7:46pm

3Flushes wrote:500 bucks for that- 500 bucks for that?


You’re getting this on the dial, check out the nose and sub dials.
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Kind of like the x rated Chinese watches.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby conjurer » November 8th 2018, 7:49pm

Interestingly, right now Urine has a Seiko show on. One of the models was a men's piece, covered with crystals, like the Motherfucking Merm used to sell.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby smellody » November 8th 2018, 8:15pm

That nose really does look like a cock.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby conjurer » November 8th 2018, 8:21pm

smellody wrote:That nose really does look like a cock.


Dang. So it does.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby smellody » November 8th 2018, 8:47pm

conjurer wrote:
smellody wrote:That nose really does look like a cock.


Dang. So it does.


Did you order one?
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby bobbee » November 9th 2018, 12:32am

smellody wrote:
conjurer wrote:
smellody wrote:That nose really does look like a cock.


Dang. So it does.


Did you order one?


Fuck nose.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby Pubbie » November 9th 2018, 2:57am

I know, it's awful. But make it Omega, with a character from a different cartoon series, and a freakish group of discerning internet cognoscenti will wank themselves to dust over it, before fucking one another over on the used market as they pass it around with ever-increasing price tag like a slopped-out whore at a Nirvana gig.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby bobbee » November 9th 2018, 3:42am

svaglic wrote:
3Flushes wrote:500 bucks for that- 500 bucks for that?


You’re getting this on the dial, check out the nose and sub dials.
:k[[`.:
Kind of like the x rated Chinese watches.



You are a very naughty girl...




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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby codguy » November 9th 2018, 5:20am

Waiting to see a lengthy review from you know who....


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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby kevco » November 9th 2018, 6:25am

Just think what other wartches you could get for that money.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby foghorn » November 9th 2018, 7:01am

A TJ Maxx near me has a boatload of Invicta Marvel,DC,Starwars, or whateverthefuck they are, watches.
Every single one of them is a challenge to ones regurgitation repression. Definitely designed with unique individuals in mind.
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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby koimaster » November 9th 2018, 9:24am

foghorn wrote:A TJ Maxx near me has a boatload of Invicta Marvel,DC,Starwars, or whateverthefuck they are, watches.
Every single one of them is a challenge to ones regurgitation repression. Definitely designed with unique perverted individuals in mind.


And do not forget Cheetos eating, home bound, basement dwelling and full of bad taste.


codguy wrote:Waiting to see a lengthy review from you know who....


:sarc:


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Re: New Joker Invicter Debuts On Urine

Postby svaglic » November 9th 2018, 10:38am

foghorn wrote:A TJ Maxx near me has a boatload of Invicta Marvel,DC,Starwars, or whateverthefuck they are, watches.
Every single one of them is a challenge to ones regurgitation repression. Definitely designed with unique individuals in mind.


We have the same here at the Kansas City TJ’s. A lot of people are going to have a bad Christmas.
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