Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

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Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

Postby koimaster » October 10th 2018, 8:45am

A Mesmerizing Piece for Any Collection

You’ve probably never worn—or seen—anything quite like this jumping-hour timepiece from Zeno-Watch Basel. The main dial has a macaroni-shaped window to indicate the hour. Every 60 minutes, once the minutes hand has completed a full revolution, the hour hand “jumps” forward to the next hour—a feature that’s as mesmerizing as it is unique. To track running seconds, use the secondary subdial, positioned on the bottom right of the dial. It rotates like a disc and is marked in intervals of five, just like the minutes track. Because of the dials’ layout, you can actually see through the watch in the negative space. Another detail to note is the crown, which can be found at 9 o’clock. Finally, the watch is fitted with a sapphire crystal and is water resistant to 50 meters.



•Zeno-Watch Basel
•Movement: Quartz
•Case material: Stainless steel
•Crystal: Sapphire
•Caseback: Solid
•Jumping hours
•Case material: 44 mm
•Case thickness: 12 mm
•Lug width: 22 mm
•Water resistance: 50 m (164 ft

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IMHO a Fail



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Re: Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

Postby conjurer » October 10th 2018, 8:49am

Fail indeed. It's not every day that I see a Zeno that gives me the dry heaves.
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Re: Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

Postby foghorn » October 10th 2018, 8:56am

What the fuckity fuck is that thing?? Looks like something the folks at Jaquet Droz might come up with after over doing it on the Welsh rarebit.
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Re: Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

Postby Rusty » October 10th 2018, 9:21am

The opening line is correct...I have never worn or seen anything like this and never will.
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Re: Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

Postby Falstaff » October 10th 2018, 9:38am

Macaroni shaped window...mmmmmmmmmm macaroni!
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Re: Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

Postby 3Flushes » October 10th 2018, 10:55am

A. Lange, but worse. much worse.
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Re: Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

Postby TemerityB » October 10th 2018, 1:40pm

I like Zeno. I hate this.
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Re: Zeno Basel Cockpit Digital Quartz Watch $189

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » October 10th 2018, 2:48pm

I suppose there are watches that are hard to hate, and watches that are hard not to hate. This is one of the latter. I may vomit.
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