Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Postby foghorn » March 12th 2018, 4:30pm

1) They suck
2) They fucking suck
3) They suck more than anything has ever sucked since the beginning of time
4) Eyal Lalo could not make them suck any more than they already suck and, believe me, they suck
5)They put the s-u-c-k in suck.
6) Even if they were give a 4000 mg. suck pill they couldn't suck anymore.
7) They suck more than all the Hoovers, Electrolux, and Bissells in the fucking world.
8) In the dictionary an MB&F is pictured next to the word suck.
9) They fucking suck
10) They suck
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Re: Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Postby conjurer » March 12th 2018, 4:36pm

This actually made me laugh hard.
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Re: Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Postby TemerityB » March 12th 2018, 5:16pm

Yeah, sometimes this place reads like a bunch of cheap old bastards who throw stones at brands they can't afford.

Not this time - fog's actually being too kind. Twice, I've actually had a chance to see and actually mess with these monstrosities, and I can tell you I had the same reaction to those $54,000 wastes of metal that I do every time I see 65mm Invicta garbage in a mall kiosk. There's just no excuse; I imagine some of our more learned members here might take umbrage, but I don't care - fuck that rich fuck's bullshit.
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Re: Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Postby artman » March 12th 2018, 5:40pm

Foggy, tell us how you really feel?
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Re: Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Postby tiktok » March 12th 2018, 6:59pm

I don't know much but I suspect he likes Wagner and has his hair done at Heinz Schickelgruber's Hair Club für Real Menschen.
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Re: Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Postby koimaster » March 12th 2018, 8:52pm

tiktok wrote:I don't know much but I suspect he likes Wagner and has his hair done at Heinz Schickelgruber's Hair Club für Real Menschen.


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Re: Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Postby Falstaff » March 13th 2018, 6:58am

Let me see if I understand you correctly - you think MB&F sucks.
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Re: Ten Things You Probably Didn’t Know About MB&F

Postby foghorn » March 13th 2018, 8:15am

Falstaff wrote:Let me see if I understand you correctly - you think MB&F sucks.



Not in so many words but , to an infinite degree , yes,I do.
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