Pocavi watches

[koimaster]

http://join.pocavi.com


WTF?

[Mark1]

Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.

[TemerityB]

"Pocavi" sounds like someone trying to say "provocative" while undergoing a root canal.

[3Flushes]

Do they actually expect people to jump onto a mailing list with no anticipated delivery date, no background information, no specs; no thanks.

[codguy]

No wallet and keyfob?? WTF is right.

[svaglic]

Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.

Reminds me of XO Skeleton.

[foghorn]

http://join.pocavi.com


WTF?

I'll see your WTF and raise a FTF'nW

[MKTheVintageBloke]

Fairly low prices, yet automatic, but with a calendar/moonphase module. Conclusion: Sea-Gull or the most basic Miyota they could find. No specs, just talking about the "inspirations." Conclusion: rubbish specs.

(sniffs) I know that smell. Reeks of Stauer-esque rubbish for a mile.

[Falstaff]

Surely they meant peccavi.

[kevco]

Gotta give them some credit for originality. In an age where every swinging dick is launching a Kickstarter catalog watch company, these folks may be actually designing something. Not that I like them, but they are different.

Reminds me of XO Skeleton.

I'm thinking Swiss Legend.

[biglove]

That's a lot of shitty gold plating and waaaaay overpriced. Where is Conj and that fooking table leg?

[conjurer]

That's a lot of shitty gold plating and waaaaay overpriced. Where is Conj and that fooking table leg?

Interestingly, these wartchs are so fucking appalling they don't even deserve a Cabriole table leg hammered up my tender, apple-like bung. These wartchs remind me of the revolting fucking shit that Renatoe, revived by MZ Berger, were turning out for the fucking retards who still watch Urine. Back then, supposedly, Daniel "La Mink" Mink was still designing 'em, but was probably being paid with S & H Trading Stamps, because obviously he didn't give a fuck, as he was ready to take the NYC real estate market by fucking storm, baby.

These are fashion wartchs for the People of Walmart, people who can't be bothered to find the store restroom so they simply pull down their sweatpants and take a fucking dump in aisle nine, Housewares and Hallmark Cards. I would rather strangle on my own fucking vomit than click on the above link again. If I still had a sister, I'd rather put her in a Damascus whorehouse to get fucked in the ass by Johnny ISIS than have her wear one of these pieces of motherfucking shit.

[biglove]

Your next novel needs to be “Cabriole Table Legs, My Apple Like Bunghole and the World According to Dirtbox.”

[Mortuus]

They are a bit Renatoesque, aren't they? As the extra-chromosome Invictards (you know, the 60+ year-old guy who wears Marvel Comix T-Shirts, ferinstance) might say, "they have 'the DNA' of Renatoe in them." I mean, that kind of shit speaks for itself, for cripes' sake...