Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 11:25am

Since we all had so much fun with the first ever flash auction yesterday, let's try another! Here's the rules: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=39797

Up on the block today:

Vintage Seiko A914 Digital:

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While this isn't a Patek, it's an unutterably cool vintage (circa 1984) Seiko digital. Back in the old days, if you wanted to be cool, you listened to disco, you drove a T-top Camaro, and you wore (particularly if you were Mort) a leisure suit and one of these bad-bois. Measuring 34.3mm across, 37.5mm lug to lug, lug width of 20mm, and an absurdly thin 8.5mm tall. This little beauty has a stopwatch, alarm, and 24 hour settings. The bracelet, at the last hole in the clasp, is probably fine for a seven inch wrist. All functions seem to work perfectly.

The condition I would rate as very fine, with the original sticker on the back and still legible, with only very slight scratches on the clasp. There is some pitting on the case, particularly on the lower right side. This watch comes with original papers and instructions, plus original clamshell box--which opens and closes without breaking, which might make it a piece unique. Because of the slight pitting and scratches, I wouldn't go as far as calling it NOS, but it's probably as close as one will get on a watch that's over thirty years old.

This auction begins now, and will run until 8:00PM Pacific time TONIGHT.

This is a very interesting, historically important, and extremely fine example of the early digital age; if you're a Seiko collector, or just looking for a cool throwback watch, this one is for you!
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby Ofcmark » November 6th 2017, 12:50pm

I'll start with a $20 bid
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 1:59pm

Thanks, Mark! Seven hours to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 3:53pm

Five hours to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby Racer-X » November 6th 2017, 4:19pm

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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby bedlam » November 6th 2017, 4:39pm

$50
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 4:52pm

bedlam wrote:$50


There we go. It's about time you tight-fisted Aussies started coughing up some dough. And I thought the goddamn Scotsmen were skinflints!

Four hours and ten minutes to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 5:47pm

Three hours and fifteen minutes to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 6:50pm

Two hours and ten minutes to go. Come on, you cheap bastards! I know it's not a Datsun watch, but WTF??
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 6:51pm

Goddamn it, I'll bid $60 myself, just so I don't have to fill out the customs forms to Carl!
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby Racer-X » November 6th 2017, 7:02pm

What if the winner wants it shipped to Carl?
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 7:18pm

Racer-X wrote:What if the winner wants it shipped to Carl?


He can ship it himself, goddamn it!!
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Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 7:29pm

An hour and a half for you miserable bastards!
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby smellody » November 6th 2017, 7:34pm

How's the lume?
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 7:38pm

smellody wrote:How's the lume?


The light works fine, goddamn it!!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 8:03pm

One hour to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 8:35pm

Twenty five minutes. Perhaps I should reassess this "flash auction" thing.
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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby bedlam » November 6th 2017, 8:37pm

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Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 8:43pm

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Re: Swag-Fest 5! Flash Auction, Ends Tonight!

Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 8:45pm

Fifteen minutes. Are all you good Americans let Carl snatch this one from under your noses??
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Postby Racer-X » November 6th 2017, 8:47pm

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Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 8:49pm

Ten minutes to go. Goddamn it, Carl, are you gonna let a 'Merican steal this kewl Seiko from you?? What would the guys in the Politburo say??
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Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 8:55pm

Five minutes to go. Last call on this bad boi.
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Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 9:00pm

And, done!
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Postby conjurer » November 6th 2017, 9:00pm

Racer-X wins again! A big thanks to the generous donor, and all who bid!
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