Evine After Dark

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Evine After Dark

Postby conjurer » July 27th 2018, 10:32pm

I believe that Temerity alerted us to this a while ago, but right now Urine's showing a bunch of dildos and shit for the discusting liver-spotted fatbodies to masturbate with:

https://www.evine.com/c/more/after-dark ... D-_-072818

They should bring back Mongo with Alison Waggontrain to host these!
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Re: Evine After Dark

Postby DocKlock » July 28th 2018, 5:43am

Well, they are on "Value Pay" AND with their liberal return policy; plus being on sale --- it's a "weiner, weiner chicken dinner".

Sorry, I couldn't resist and hadn't had all my am coffee.
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Re: Evine After Dark

Postby JAS1125 » July 28th 2018, 6:14am

Even the models look like they don't want to be there
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Re: Evine After Dark

Postby foghorn » July 28th 2018, 6:19am

Interesting.

Real pricks selling dildos.
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Re: Evine After Dark

Postby conjurer » July 28th 2018, 7:47am

JAS1125 wrote:Even the models look like they don't want to be there



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Re: Evine After Dark

Postby smellody » July 28th 2018, 8:43am

^^^ damn John!

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Re: Evine After Dark

Postby conjurer » July 28th 2018, 8:48am

smellody wrote:^^^ damn John!

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