The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Thunder1 » June 15th 2018, 10:07am

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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby JAS1125 » June 15th 2018, 10:11am

biglove wrote:
Falstaff wrote:"Patton"?


Getting there...

Another hint.

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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby conjurer » June 15th 2018, 10:34am

The Muppets Take Manhattan. Dabney Coleman was fantastic in that.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Hawk » June 15th 2018, 10:43am

We Were Soldiers but I believe the quote was paraphrased from Mark Twain.

Never saw the movie but Twain's The War Prayer stuck with me and not in a good way.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby biglove » June 15th 2018, 10:45am

Hawk wrote:We Were Soldiers but I believe the quote was paraphrased from Mark Twain.

Never saw the movie but Twain's The War Prayer stuck with me and not in a good way.


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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Hawk » June 15th 2018, 11:25am

Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby conjurer » June 15th 2018, 11:31am

Hawk wrote:
Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.


The Care Bears Movie. This was included in the DVD director's cut.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » June 15th 2018, 12:26pm

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Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.

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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Hawk » June 15th 2018, 12:55pm

Bingo!
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Hawk » June 15th 2018, 2:38pm

conjurer wrote:
Hawk wrote:
Yeah? I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house... and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea... use ya for sandbags.


The Care Bears Movie. This was included in the DVD director's cut.


Ah. Now I remember - a scene previously deleted due to contractual issues with the cameo appearance by Hello Kitty.



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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Racer-X » June 15th 2018, 3:19pm

You’re up, MK.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » June 15th 2018, 4:09pm

Don’t hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning. Think the bridge will be there and it will be there. It’s a mother, beautiful bridge, and it’s gonna be there. Ok?
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby biglove » June 15th 2018, 5:41pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:
Don’t hit me with them negative waves so early in the morning. Think the bridge will be there and it will be there. It’s a mother, beautiful bridge, and it’s gonna be there. Ok?



Bridge Over the River Kwai. 😂
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Falstaff » June 15th 2018, 6:36pm

"Kelly's Heroes".
"General, those brave men will not surrender - what shall we do?"
"Kill them all then, colonel. I would not have them be brave in the Devil's service!"

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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Falstaff » June 15th 2018, 6:41pm

...and from the same movie (quoted just because I like it)

"We see our role as essentially defensive in nature. While our armies are advancing so fast and everybody's knocking themselves out to be heroes,we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the krauts mount a counteroffensive which threatens Paris...or maybe even New York. Then we can stop them - but for $1.6 million dollars, we could become heroes for three days."
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » June 15th 2018, 7:11pm

Falstaff wrote:"Kelly's Heroes".

"Kelly's Heroes" it is indeed! Oddball, played by Donald Sutherland.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Falstaff » June 16th 2018, 6:40am

Alrighty then -

"Do you want me to pour it, Frank?"
"No, I want you to fuck it! Shit yes, pour the fucking beer!"
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby JAS1125 » June 16th 2018, 6:47am

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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Falstaff » June 16th 2018, 7:06am

JAS1125 wrote:Blue Velvet


Give that man a cigar - and batter up, JAS!
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby JAS1125 » June 16th 2018, 7:49am

"You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung-heap. And you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential"
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Racer-X » June 16th 2018, 8:46am

JAS1125 wrote:"You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung-heap. And you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential"


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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby JAS1125 » June 16th 2018, 8:49am

Racer-X wrote:
JAS1125 wrote:"You have the manners of a goat and you smell like a dung-heap. And you've no knowledge whatsoever of your potential"


Highlander. There can be only one!


I knew I made that too easy. :mrgreen:

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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Racer-X » June 16th 2018, 9:11am

"I hear the London office is very good, too. Sounds like a lot of fantasy, role-playing nonsense."
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby biglove » June 16th 2018, 10:44am

Racer-X wrote:"I hear the London office is very good too. Sounds like a lot of fantasy role-playing nonsense."



Absolutely clueless here.
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Re: The Movie Quotes & life quotes thread

Postby Racer-X » June 16th 2018, 10:49am

Racer-X wrote:"I hear the London office is very good, too. Sounds like a lot of fantasy, role-playing nonsense."



HINT: Michael Douglas
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