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Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby conjurer » January 15th 2018, 2:26pm

Worker who fucked up Hawaii missile attack alert "reassigned":

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 033421001/

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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby svaglic » January 15th 2018, 2:47pm

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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby bobbee » January 15th 2018, 2:52pm

He should be reassigned to work in the sewers, those are sure to be backed up somewhat.
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby DocKlock » January 16th 2018, 8:08am

While it may be somewhat 'funny' now, I'll bet for those few minutes in Hawaii it wasn't.
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby TemerityB » January 16th 2018, 8:11am

DocKlock wrote:While it may be somewhat 'funny' now, I'll bet for those few minutes in Hawaii it wasn't.


Agreed. Welcome to 2018, where sloppy incompetence is supposed to be swept under the rug, every day, about everything.
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby svaglic » January 16th 2018, 8:19am

DocKlock wrote:While it may be somewhat 'funny' now, I'll bet for those few minutes in Hawaii it wasn't.


My friends there were pretty freaked out. They give a nervous laugh now, but at the time it was super scary for them.
I saw the pictures of a guy helping his family down into a sewage hole.
I'm betting that no one loses their job over this. It is almost impossible to lose a state or federal job in Hawaii. In fact, if you are bad at your job, they tend to promote you up. No joke.
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby Wasp » January 16th 2018, 9:23am

"Management provided insufficient training".... broken record.
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby MAX » January 16th 2018, 10:24am

svaglic wrote: In fact, if you are bad at your job, they tend to promote you up. No joke.


we used to call it "fuck up and get promoted" in the military.
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby artman » January 16th 2018, 2:01pm

For a moment there I thought we were going to be the big island.
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby Wasp » January 17th 2018, 5:48am

I like the couple that put their kids on yaks and paddled off shore one half of a mile to keep them safe.
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby bobbee » January 17th 2018, 6:35am

Yaks, on Hawaii? How the fuck did they get yaks? :)
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby DocKlock » January 17th 2018, 7:36am

Yaks, on Hawaii? How the fuck did they get yaks? -- Also, how do you paddle a yak? (I'm betting that Wasp meant kayaks).
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Re: Duck and Cover Your Ass

Postby Wasp » January 17th 2018, 8:08am

They float great with hollow hair and all.
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