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Royal Engagement

Postby sixer » November 28th 2017, 12:48pm

Prince Harry is to marry his mixed-race girlfriend Meghan Markle. I think that's terrible.
All those centuries of selective breeding, only to go off and mate with someone of inferior genetic make-up.
Still, I suppose it's her business if she wants to marry a ginger.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby conjurer » November 28th 2017, 12:56pm

I'm sorry to see Harry settling down. That guy's spilled more seed than a farmer with Parkinson's.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby codguy » November 28th 2017, 1:13pm

sixer wrote:Prince Harry is to marry his mixed-race girlfriend Meghan Markle. I think that's terrible.
All those centuries of selective breeding, only to go off and mate with someone of inferior genetic make-up.
Still, I suppose it's her business if she wants to marry a ginger.


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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Pubbie » November 28th 2017, 2:46pm

You won't believe the number of sour-faced Pommies all lining up on the Internet to shout into a void about just how much they don't care. "Listen", they bray, "I don't care about it, and I'll tell anyone and everyone exactly what I don't think. Look at me, not caring!"

I think it's good for morale. Britain's a crappy place these days and it needs a boost. Support for the monarchy is at an all-time high. Now where is my big WINNER sign :)
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby biglove » November 28th 2017, 5:20pm

Sixer, Conjurer. Awesome posts #1 and #2 for the day.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » November 28th 2017, 8:04pm

Sir Dirtbox, VC OBE will surely be invited, no?
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby smellody » November 28th 2017, 8:15pm

^^^ likely. After he has the first go with the bride.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby relaxer7 » November 29th 2017, 4:21am

sixer wrote:Prince Harry is to marry his mixed-race girlfriend Meghan Markle. I think that's terrible.
All those centuries of selective breeding, only to go off and mate with someone of inferior genetic make-up.
Still, I suppose it's her business if she wants to marry a ginger.


Hahaha - I can only imagine what Prince Philip thinks of a mixed race, feminist, commoner :-o
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Wasp » November 29th 2017, 5:28am

sixer wrote:Prince Harry is to marry his mixed-race girlfriend Meghan Markle. I think that's terrible.
All those centuries of selective breeding, only to go off and mate with someone of inferior genetic make-up.
Still, I suppose it's her business if she wants to marry a ginger.


Other cultures intentionally also do that to bolster the stock.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Pubbie » November 29th 2017, 6:46am

Wasp wrote:Other cultures intentionally also do that to bolster the stock.

:D

This is how the conversation goes amongst the handful of sourpusses left in England:

*William marries someone posh from the Home Counties*

"Fucking royals, all that fucking in-breeding sponging. What are they good for, aside from working in SAR, or the Navy, or flying gunships, or promoting mental health?"

*Harry marries an American actress*

"Fucking royals, they've fucked themselves this time. Stupid ginger marrying an immigrant."

U get the picture :)
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby bobbee » November 29th 2017, 6:56am

I like her, I like him.
I also think she looks not a little like the Duchess of Cambridge.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Thunder1 » November 29th 2017, 7:14am

It's many the dream of young girl's to both marry a prince and to become a princess..some things seem to never change..
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Mortuus » November 29th 2017, 7:23am

Some puke-funny stuff here today, gents...am still wiping off my computer screen, thanks to you wanking mouth-breathers. But I digress...

I'm afraid that I'm one of those sappy Americans who genuinely likes the British Royals, and likes them a great deal! Say what you will about the Cluster-FOXTROT Prince Charles' & Princess Diana's marriage turned into, they did an amazing job in producing the two young gentlemen that these blokes have turned out to be. And the gorgeous ladies they've set themselves up with, hopefully for life, are just plain awesome as a possum with A-1 steak saucem! (I must confess to worrying a wee bit that Ms. MM just might possess the often-too-casual attitude that so many Americans -- especially the Hollywood ninnies -- have about marriage and divorce...oh, well, I'm sure that Harry has been very blunt and thorough in his prepping of her for the life they can both expect in the years to come.) In truth, I just want them both to be very happy, as Willem & Kate seem to be. (PLEASE? :roll: )

As to HRH Prince-Consort Philip's reaction, I'm thinking of the Waldorf fruit & nut salad that's going to show up for the nuptials and all of the other little festivities associated with them; now that's gonna be double puke funny!!

"My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, May I Present to You Sir Elton John and His Bit of Arse Fluff" comes readily to mind... ;) Ah, bt we live in some interesting times, do we not? Just so, Sir Mort...
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Re: Royal Engagement

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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » November 29th 2017, 12:21pm

smellody wrote:^^^ likely. After he has the first go with the bride.

...and after he's done with a rather thorough penetration of bridesmaids.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Wasp » November 30th 2017, 5:49am

Pubbie wrote:
Wasp wrote:Other cultures intentionally also do that to bolster the stock.

:D

This is how the conversation goes amongst the handful of sourpusses left in England:

*William marries someone posh from the Home Counties*

"Fucking royals, all that fucking in-breeding sponging. What are they good for, aside from working in SAR, or the Navy, or flying gunships, or promoting mental health?"

*Harry marries an American actress*

"Fucking royals, they've fucked themselves this time. Stupid ginger marrying an immigrant."

U get the picture :)


Ohhh...you were originally referring to his gene pool, oops.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby koimaster » November 30th 2017, 10:35am

Just think what the kids will look like


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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Bigjimzlll » November 30th 2017, 7:08pm

biglove wrote:Sixer, Conjurer. Awesome posts #1 and #2 for the day.


I haven't laughed like that in a long time...well done

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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby conjurer » December 1st 2017, 12:04am

Bigjimzlll wrote:
biglove wrote:Sixer, Conjurer. Awesome posts #1 and #2 for the day.


I haven't laughed like that in a long time...well done



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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby bobbee » December 1st 2017, 4:56am

I was going to roll into Nottingham (5 miles from me) today, but the happy couple are there today so parking access will be nonexistent.
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Wasp » December 1st 2017, 7:11am

Odds in Ireland are available. Ginger + black/white combo = albino. 96 to 1
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby TemerityB » December 1st 2017, 11:11am

Cripes. "Suits" will never be the same. I used to watch the first 25 seconds of it every week after wrestling. :wink:

Oh, well, I guess it's my duty of a lover of the free world to proclaim: All hail the future queen:

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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby conjurer » December 1st 2017, 1:30pm

TemerityB wrote:Cripes. "Suits" will never be the same. I used to watch the first 25 seconds of it every week after wrestling. :wink:

Oh, well, I guess it's my duty of a lover of the free world to proclaim: All hail the future queen:

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Id titty fuck her into oblivion so I wood you fucking cocks.

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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby Mortuus » December 2nd 2017, 6:52am

conjurer wrote:
TemerityB wrote:Cripes. "Suits" will never be the same. I used to watch the first 25 seconds of it every week after wrestling. :wink:

Oh, well, I guess it's my duty of a lover of the free world to proclaim: All hail the future queen:

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Id titty fuck her into oblivion so I wood you fucking cocks.

Aye, cully, as would we all, as would EyE, so eYe would, but ye need not be tellin' ever-juan a'bout it lyke uh wet-behind-the-ears little Chihuahua in heat, cully, as ye make yarself look lyke a tiddler of four in his mummy's bath so as to be sure she can git all de droyed faysees oat 'o de crack 'o his little marble peach, bye-oh. Jus' try to remember who ye really are, cully: 'VC' stands for virulent chlamydia, and OBE means "One Big Enema." And if ye fergit it, oil be hyar to remind you of it, so I will, so I will. Now go chew a tyre or something, bye-O; ye got yer auld pal toyered, what wi'h awl yore reppy-tishens 'o the werd, PLANK. Jaysus, Maury and Joseephus, cully, when're ye gonna grow da fock oop?
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Re: Royal Engagement

Postby sixer » December 5th 2017, 6:12am

Harry said that he doesn't want the traditional fruitcake at his wedding.



Prince Philip said "feck that, I'm still going anyway"
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