Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

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Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby foghorn » October 30th 2017, 5:33am

Eye had a big storm thurmond last nite and the top of won of my treez fellded down in my frunt yard. The winds wuz howling like Barney Frank at a hawt dawg eatin' kontest. My girlie chanesaw wont chop this up no siree.




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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby codguy » October 30th 2017, 5:53am

foghorn wrote: My girlie chanesaw wont chop this up no siree.



Girlie chanesaw? thats there tree iz a girlie treee.

Anyones persons from tha PNW coud frank chop that sissy twigg paul bunyon style wiff three swopps o' the ax.

These is what weez has up-ovr-hear....................

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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby foghorn » October 30th 2017, 5:57am

Eye no. Thats iz why eye kneed a lumBarjAk!!!
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Postby codguy » October 30th 2017, 6:20am

Betcha tha rolecks guy coud snap yoars o'vr his kneee.........
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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby foghorn » October 30th 2017, 7:01am

Yeppers. And sew could Pawl Nunams.
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Postby smellody » October 30th 2017, 7:04am

Fawg. Yew kneed know lumberjack. That their ist butt a tewthpik....bark duhst.

Why downt yew used ye r pawkitnif an widdle it?????
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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby foghorn » October 30th 2017, 7:07am

smellody wrote:Fawg. Yew kneed know lumberjack. That their ist butt a tewthpik....bark duhst.

Why downt yew used ye r pawkitnif an widdle it?????




A pawkitnif iz to smalls. Butt eye mite try wif a Buoy nife
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Postby conjurer » October 30th 2017, 9:25am

that's Iz a e. Power biggs peace of Wud.
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Postby Mark1 » October 30th 2017, 4:23pm

Yuze shOod goes too Homer D Poe ands rint onez of tharE Wood cHipperz, jeSt doNt stik yur peckeR in It.
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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby smellody » October 30th 2017, 4:53pm

^^^^^^ hahahahhahahah^^^ tjatvwood mayk his owtee aue imnee
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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby biglove » October 30th 2017, 6:02pm

I lichen to THInKs that’s sumting of a smallz enuff treE that I culd cutt it wit ma pekker.
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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby Falstaff » October 31st 2017, 8:30am

dynamyte wud du itt.
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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby 3Flushes » October 31st 2017, 1:18pm

Why not pop that baby on a Shop Smith and turn it into cabriole table legs for conj, garden stakes, toothpicks, and whatnot?
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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby Rusty » October 31st 2017, 1:53pm

I consulted with one of my former watch associates...Murray of Bayonne...who said "Fuggetaboutit!"
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Re: Eye kneed a LumBarjack over hear goDDamit!!

Postby foghorn » October 31st 2017, 2:11pm

Rusty wrote:I consulted with one of my former watch associates...Murray of Bayonne...who said "Fuggetaboutit!"



I was hoping you could send him up here. I know he's handy with a saw. A real "cut up".
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