USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!

Postby TemerityB » February 10th 2019, 7:30pm

Once again, the soulless money grabbers at Evine pimping this one for the enlisted person or true patriot in your life:
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And, once again, the provenance matches the sentiment:
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And, once again, this is the old Coalition Forces money grab, utterly shameless and bald-faced cheesy:

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Postby spanky1 » February 10th 2019, 7:49pm

I'm ordering because they are offering value pays.
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Postby robatsu » February 10th 2019, 7:59pm

All these Invictas I've seen here, I've never seen anything remotely similar IRL.

Where is stuff like this being worn?
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Postby TemerityB » February 10th 2019, 8:09pm

robatsu wrote:All these Invictas I've seen here, I've never seen anything remotely similar IRL.

Where is stuff like this being worn?


This week, Invicta is actually setting sail on the third annual "Invicta Cruise," leaving Florida en route to Invicta Heaven or something, with what the company is claiming are 2,500 Invicta watch owners. In short: These things tend to be worn by people who watch home shopping networks and think the shills on their TV screens are their actual friends. They're the kind of people who order plastic rotisserie ovens and "miracle' slicers they don't need because they saw them on TV, think professional wrestling is real, and make endless bad life and financial choices. They're the type of people who send money to religious hucksters, play the lottery instead of making financial investments, and buy pre-made frozen peanut butter sandwiches to feed to their kids because the complexity of wiping some jelly and peanut butter on white bread is, you know, a lot of work. They're the type of people who like their watches at retail at the Invicta stores - hey, does Rolex give you five free watches when you buy three? Do you get to meet big time celebrities at the store like Eyal Lalo or even Gabrielle Union?

In other words, they're purchased by pretty much the type of people who would think the watch at issue here is handsome.
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Postby tiktok » February 10th 2019, 8:15pm

Disgusting!
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Postby svaglic » February 10th 2019, 8:22pm

Oh my frickin gawd. If I ever saw someone wearing this, I would laugh hysterically.
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Postby biglove » February 10th 2019, 8:48pm

I didn't think they could do worse. I was wrong.
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Postby conjurer » February 10th 2019, 9:18pm

robatsu wrote:All these Invictas I've seen here, I've never seen anything remotely similar IRL.

Where is stuff like this being worn?


Pierce County, Washington. And more than a few in south King County.
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Postby JAS1125 » February 11th 2019, 4:07am

Nothing says Stars and Stripes Forever like a watch made in Thailand
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Postby DocKlock » February 11th 2019, 6:12am

"hydroplated stainless steel"; "made in Thailand"; stone-like feel" AND on "Value Pays" ----- WTF. How can any red-blooded 'Merican pass on that bad boi??
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Postby foghorn » February 11th 2019, 6:55am

Multiple fine steel gear handles, even fine steel gear end sticks make this a must buy.
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Postby codguy » February 11th 2019, 8:06am

Betcha jingles has one........
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Postby relaxer7 » February 11th 2019, 8:22am

Wow. Just wow.
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Postby koimaster » February 11th 2019, 9:34am

codguy wrote:Betcha jingles has one........


I suspect he may have the SLUFF version of it.

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Postby SN13 » February 11th 2019, 6:13pm

What in the ever loving fuck is that Invicta? If a bear ate a bag of dildos and took a huge shit in the woods, it wouldnt look as disgusting.
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Re: USA! USA! USA!

Postby TemerityB » February 11th 2019, 7:51pm

codguy wrote:Betcha jingles has one........


Wait for the "review." :lol:
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