My awesome intro

My awesome intro

Postby watcheronthewall » May 24th 2019, 1:18pm

Hey all, glad to be here. I've been super active in FB groups but not in forums, so this is a new experience. Please be gentle. :D

Thanks for having me!
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby MAX » May 24th 2019, 1:30pm

Sounds like a GOT fan to me. Did you bring any elephants?
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby foghorn » May 24th 2019, 1:33pm

FB groups?? Welc.....BwahahahahahahahahabwahahahahahFacebookgroups??? W..w..w..welco...bwahahahahahahabwahahahahahahsuperactive?? BwahahahahahahabwahahahahahahGOD STOP!! Facebook?bwahahahahahabwahahahaha...welcome... bwahahahahahahaha bwahahahahaha
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby iwasbanned » May 24th 2019, 1:44pm

i like FB groups, i participate in Rolex Collectors, Divewatch, wristshots, and horology talk. Welcome, don't let the old guys scared of technology get to you.
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby foghorn » May 24th 2019, 2:07pm

iwasbanned wrote:i like FB groups, i participate in Rolex Collectors, Divewatch, wristshots, and horology talk. Welcome, don't let the old guys scared of technology get to you.




You might know him. He's super active :mrgreen:
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » May 24th 2019, 2:50pm

Welcome. It's a specific place, but you'll get used to it. I stopped by, as a buddy of mine encouraged me to join, and there, I'm here at WL for 3 years now. As for going easy on anyone, we never do, save perhaps when we do :mrgreen:
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby Thunder1 » May 24th 2019, 2:50pm

Welecome to the asylum, sir..you will be assimilated..resistance is futile..
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby koimaster » May 24th 2019, 3:24pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:Welcome. It's a specific place, but you'll get used to it. I stopped by, as a buddy of mine encouraged me to join, and there, I'm here at WL for 3 years now. As for going easy on anyone, we never do, save perhaps when we do :mrgreen:



3 years? Really!

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Re: My awesome intro

Postby biglove » May 24th 2019, 3:30pm

Hidey-Ho! Good folks here.
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby conjurer » May 24th 2019, 3:37pm

Welcome, Mr. Wall! Unlike Facesbooks, things here are not free. I see that you need an avatar; I would be very happy to sell you one, from my on interwebz storefront, Conjurer's First Class Avatars, Ltd. My Memorial Day Weekend Anal Blow-Out Special has prices slashed! You may take your pick from some fine avatars, for only $39.95, with a weekly vig rental starting at only $19.95!

Also, steer clear of bedlam's avatars; they are made in Chinese sweatshops where opium-addicted feebs wipe their sweaty ball-sacks on them, since bedlam, notwithstanding his commie tendencies, is actually a harsh boss. You've seen those pictures on the interwebz of the rope hammocks stretched across Chinese streets? Those are out in front of bedlam's manufactory, Komrade Karl's Unique & Happy Avatar Co. Pty. But there's nothing happy going on in that building, no sirree bob. Inside it's a Living Hell, no error. Also, bedlam charges a lot more than me, even with the absurd exchange rate that's turning Australia into a wasteland, populated with starving dingoes and bogans like the Toecutter and the Night Rider.
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby 3Flushes » May 24th 2019, 4:33pm

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Re: My awesome intro

Postby bedlam » May 24th 2019, 10:39pm

Welcome new guy.

I will do you a solid straight out of the blocks and let you know Conjurer's avatars are shit. Come and see Uncle Bedlam instead. I'll set you straight

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Re: My awesome intro

Postby codguy » May 25th 2019, 4:08am

foghorn wrote:FB groups?? Welc.....BwahahahahahahahahabwahahahahahFacebookgroups??? W..w..w..welco...bwahahahahahahabwahahahahahahsuperactive?? BwahahahahahahabwahahahahahahGOD STOP!! Facebook?bwahahahahahabwahahahaha...welcome... bwahahahahahahaha bwahahahahaha


What the Rooster said ^


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Believe she ^ is available again since conj is back to boinking that Scottish singer.
Will probably need to be re-sleeved though............."from what I've been told".


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Infact I have purchased these two from him years ago that have never been used. I'll let them go for $15ea or both for $25.

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Re: My awesome intro

Postby conjurer » May 25th 2019, 7:49am

Fucking gray market!! The few miserable shekels I make skeezing the newbs providing high quality avatars to highly educated new members keeps body and soul together. Also, the fees for Xhamster Whackoff Premium don't pay themselves!!
I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.


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Re: My awesome intro

Postby codguy » May 25th 2019, 8:32am

Offer withdrawn
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Re: My awesome intro

Postby TemerityB » May 25th 2019, 10:29am

Something tells me a Seiko Monster badass dive watch will be written about soon.
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