Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby BoomerangWatches » April 5th 2018, 10:10am

Boomerang Watches, based in NYC, USA, specializes in manufacturing luxury vintage timepieces.
The company’s motto is that “watch aficionados deserve the best, and the best is theirs now”. www.boomerangwatches.com
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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2018, 10:13am

BoomerangWatches wrote:Boomerang Watches, based in NYC, USA, specializes in manufacturing luxury vintage timepieces.
The company’s motto is that “watch aficionados deserve the best, and the best is theirs now”. http://www.boomerangwatches.com


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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby koimaster » April 5th 2018, 10:15am

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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2018, 10:19am

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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby foghorn » April 5th 2018, 11:39am

First of all The Miyota 9015,while being a fine movement, is NOT one of the worlds most exclusive. Even if it does power the "Sunbean" (yes with an N) automatic
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B-Why is the Manual powered by quartz?? WTF is that all about.



Third-your so-called transparent back looks like either Hekyll or Jekyll riding a bike.

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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby OTMF » April 5th 2018, 12:55pm

I saw that on the faceback too. Haha
I also see a guitar, can you spot it?
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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby foghorn » April 5th 2018, 1:22pm

OTMF wrote:I saw that on the faceback too. Haha
I also see a guitar, can you spot it?




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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2018, 1:36pm

You cocksuckers are being a bunch of negative nellies. I want Juan of these Wartchs Badd GODAM it. If they are available for sail Rite now i Wood bye juan, butt i Don't knott wannt Two ralph Wait!!!!
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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby TemerityB » April 5th 2018, 2:35pm

Luxury is now accessible and you deserve a lot more than you are willing to dream.

I dream of my $209 collecting interest.

Other points, from stuff on the other thread: If something is newly manufactured, it can't be vintage. No gray area there - it can be vintage style, or vintage inspired, but it can't be vintage. As George Carlin once again, please try to use in English language in the manner in which was intended, particularly when pimping a "Sunbean" wartch.

Also: "Boomerang Watches, a pioneer in this industry ..." Yep. And Daniel Boone was a man, yes, a big man.

"Based in NYC." So why the Delaware address and 305 area code?

"..built to satisfy the most demanding of customers and the most opulent of tastes." But of course. The most demanding of customers always buy their spats and peanut butter on Kickstarter.

The watches I don't cast opinion on, but the sites and the Kickstarter and the jargon are far beyond embarrassing. Anybody got that phone number in Eden Prarie? Seems more akin to what's goin' on here ... or , I should say, trying to go on here. Good luck with that.

Oh, and that "Swiss" on the dial of a watch with a Miyota movement in it? There's the jargon, there's the photo. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to here?

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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby Mark1 » April 5th 2018, 3:45pm

Stuff like this just makes you say WTF? TB covered most of my observations. While the watch isn't hideous, neither is it particularly luxurious, nor the slightest bit vintage. Do people actually think words mean anything anymore?
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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby bedlam » April 5th 2018, 5:00pm

Mark1 wrote:Do people actually think words mean anything anymore?

This ^^^^

Fuck off Mr Boomerang.
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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby biglove » April 5th 2018, 6:13pm

And the fuckstick double posted his shitty wartch company intro.

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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby codguy » April 6th 2018, 5:57am

Yet another clown hawking shit on a multitude of forums................

unfortunately this guy didn't do her homework and selected WL as well.
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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby Wasp » April 6th 2018, 6:02am

Dinner service, banjo and a 45rpm record platter.

I am still scratching my head at the price.
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Re: Hello Watch Lords; Boomerang Watches

Postby Pubbie » April 6th 2018, 6:03am

Racer-X wrote:Two words: Affordable. Luxury.

https://watchlords.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=37484

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