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Hello

Postby heisenberg » February 19th 2018, 3:52pm

Hi I'm Heisenberg, How are you all doing?
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Re: Hello

Postby JAS1125 » February 19th 2018, 4:19pm

I'm uncertain as to what type of comment to say, other than welcome!
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Re: Hello

Postby foghorn » February 19th 2018, 4:29pm

Welcome.
Sorry about your blimp.
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Re: Hello

Postby Thunder1 » February 19th 2018, 8:22pm

Welcome to the asylum, sir...
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Re: Hello

Postby biglove » February 19th 2018, 8:27pm

JAS1125 wrote:I'm uncertain as to what type of comment to say, other than welcome!



Beat me to it.
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Re: Hello

Postby bedlam » February 19th 2018, 8:52pm

heisenberg wrote:Hi I'm Heisenberg, How are you all doing?

Seems unlikely.
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Re: Hello

Postby conjurer » February 19th 2018, 9:33pm

biglove wrote:
JAS1125 wrote:I'm uncertain as to what type of comment to say, other than welcome!



Beat me to it.


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Re: Hello

Postby heisenberg » February 20th 2018, 5:36am

I was driving down the freeway the other day and got pulled over by the police and the policeman asked me

"do you know how fast you were going?"

and I replied

"no but I know exactly where I was!"

to which the policeman replied

"you were going 80 mph!"

to which I said

"oh no, now we're lost!"... lol
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Re: Hello

Postby catnap » February 20th 2018, 6:00am

heisenberg wrote:I was driving down the freeway the other day and got pulled over by the police and the policeman asked me

"do you know how fast you were going?"

and I replied

"no but I know exactly where I was!"

to which the policeman replied

"you were going 80 mph!"

to which I said

"oh no, now we're lost!"... lol

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Re: Hello

Postby artman » February 20th 2018, 6:02am

Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
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Re: Hello

Postby Wasp » February 20th 2018, 6:26am

y'all, unless you're Werner.
Thank You
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Re: Hello

Postby codguy » February 20th 2018, 6:31am

Are you a anglophobe?
If so, welcome.
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Re: Hello

Postby catnap » February 20th 2018, 8:27am

codguy wrote:Are you a anglophobe?
If so, welcome.

Sorry Cod, everything so far points to this guy being a Brit.
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Re: Hello

Postby codguy » February 20th 2018, 8:29am

catnap wrote:
codguy wrote:Are you a anglophobe?
If so, welcome.

Sorry Cod, everything so far points to this guy being a Brit.


Gotcha, didn't realize he prefers heels.
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Re: Hello

Postby catnap » February 20th 2018, 8:32am

codguy wrote:
catnap wrote:
codguy wrote:Are you a anglophobe?
If so, welcome.

Sorry Cod, everything so far points to this guy being a Brit.


Gotcha, didn't realize he prefers heels.

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Re: Hello

Postby heisenberg » February 20th 2018, 10:42am

artman wrote:Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
Sorry, That was just a little "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" joke to break the ice, Some oh you will get it and other will not...

"oh no, now we're lost!" that cracks me up every time! lol
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Re: Hello

Postby Falstaff » February 20th 2018, 12:53pm

Werner, seen my cat anywhere? He was just in his box a little while ago - now I don't know if he's dead or alive.

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Re: Hello

Postby artman » February 20th 2018, 2:03pm

heisenberg wrote:
artman wrote:Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
Sorry, That was just a little "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" joke to break the ice, Some oh you will get it and other will not...

"oh no, now we're lost!" that cracks me up every time! lol

You can never really be sure of that.
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Re: Hello

Postby bobbee » February 20th 2018, 3:35pm

How about some pics of your actual watches?
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Re: Hello

Postby bobbee » February 20th 2018, 4:25pm

No?
Wrist shots?
How about a pic of your lasers?

https://laserpointerforums.com/members/accutronitis/
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Re: Hello

Postby svaglic » February 20th 2018, 4:59pm

bobbee wrote:No?
Wrist shots?
How about a pic of your lasers?

https://laserpointerforums.com/members/accutronitis/


What kind of person collects lasers? I am really laughing over here, that is hysterical. Then starts a forum about it?... oh god, stop, I can't keep laughing like this I'm going to hurt myself.
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Re: Hello

Postby koimaster » February 20th 2018, 5:16pm

heisenberg wrote:
artman wrote:Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
Sorry, That was just a little "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" joke to break the ice, Some oh you will get it and other will not...

"oh no, now we're lost!" that cracks me up every time! lol



In quantum mechanics, the uncertainty principle, also known as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, is any of a variety of mathematical inequalities asserting a fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, known as complementary variables, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously.
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Re: Hello

Postby foghorn » February 20th 2018, 5:24pm

koimaster wrote:
heisenberg wrote:
artman wrote:Welcome. You do realize you're in a watch forum right? We discuss watches and stuff for the most part around here. If you're lost the Information Kiosk is down the hall to the left. Enjoy your stay!
Sorry, That was just a little "heisenberg's uncertainty principle" joke to break the ice, Some oh you will get it and other will not...

"oh no, now we're lost!" that cracks me up every time! lol



In quantum mechanics, the uncertainty principle, also known as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, is any of a variety of mathematical inequalities asserting a fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, known as complementary variables, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously.



How about Foghorns certainty principle which states that heisenberg/accutronitis has reached the fundamental limit of douchebaggery and should assume position X so that he can be kicked in the P and his momentum can carry him the fuck out of here.
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Re: Hello

Postby bobbee » February 20th 2018, 5:30pm

Don't forget the pineapple.
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Re: Hello

Postby codguy » February 20th 2018, 5:46pm

I kind of like this bloke, can we keep him??
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