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Zelos Abyss2

Postby koimaster » February 8th 2018, 3:26pm

When Zelos Watches released the Abyss in 2015, it was the biggest, baddest, and most outrageous dive watch they had attempted. That bronze brute had two bezels, two crowns, a radiant multi-layer dial, a helium release valve, and a mind-boggling 3000m depth rating. It was crazy, but a good kind of crazy. Now Zelos is trying to top itself with the Abyss2, a bigger, badder spin on the original recipe. They gave me a green one for this review.

http://www.thetimebum.com/2018/02/zelos ... ime+Bum%29


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Re: Zelos Abyss2

Postby biglove » February 8th 2018, 5:39pm

Nothing screams “small penis!” like a watch 1.7centifuckingmeters thick.
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Re: Zelos Abyss2

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » February 8th 2018, 7:33pm

Wagnerianly - or, as Falstaff suggested recently the name for a level above that - Ozymandianly ghey.
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Re: Zelos Abyss2

Postby Racer-X » February 8th 2018, 7:37pm

The buckle ruins the strap, neat.
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Re: Zelos Abyss2

Postby conjurer » February 8th 2018, 11:06pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:Wagnerianly - or, as Falstaff suggested recently the name for a level above that - Ozymandianly ghey.

I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.

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