Squarestreet SQ38 Plano Watch and Suplon Strap

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Squarestreet SQ38 Plano Watch and Suplon Strap

Postby Racer-X » June 25th 2017, 7:51pm

by The Time Bum "I hate summer. Not everything about summer, mind you. I like warm weather, bright colors, and the beach. It's just that summer in Washington, DC is particularly oppressive. It is only June 22 and I am already sick of the stifling humidity, swarms of mosquitoes, and temperatures in the 90's. I was contemplating my next three months of self-imposed, air conditioned confinement when the fashionable folks at Squarestreet told me about their lightweight Planto watch and breezy Suplon strap. It looked like the ideal summertime accessory, so when they offered a loaner for review, I eagerly accepted. "

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Re: Squarestreet SQ38 Plano Watch and Suplon Strap

Postby conjurer » June 25th 2017, 7:55pm

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Re: Squarestreet SQ38 Plano Watch and Suplon Strap

Postby TemerityB » June 25th 2017, 8:07pm

That watch is really interesting looking.

Note I didn't say good looking. Jeez, that thing looks like a Raggedy Ann doll fucked R2D2, then had a baby that they both and special guest Reddy Kilowatt peed on for a fortnight.
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Re: Squarestreet SQ38 Plano Watch and Suplon Strap

Postby 3Flushes » June 25th 2017, 8:22pm

What the hell happened to the strap? It looks like it got caught in a perforating roller. As if the watch wasn't monstrosity enough.
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