I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

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I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby conjurer » February 1st 2018, 7:00pm

I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.


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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby iwasbanned » February 1st 2018, 7:10pm

I don't there's anyway they could have sold another one.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby smellody » February 1st 2018, 7:13pm

Shit. Even Smells welds better than that. No thanks
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby TemerityB » February 1st 2018, 7:36pm

That thing looks like Dolemite had a baby with Lady Gaga circa 2009, then used it as a placemat for Arby's takeout.

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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby artman » February 1st 2018, 8:48pm

That's just bad Art right there.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby TimeBeing » February 2nd 2018, 7:02pm

iwasbanned wrote:I don't there's anyway they could have sold another one.



For sure....Toadskin????? Really????? Run out and get one today!!!! :diggn:
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby foghorn » February 3rd 2018, 6:02am

I'd rather have a Bolt.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby bobbee » February 3rd 2018, 6:39am

"How's the loom?" *


That strap could probably take a licking...






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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby Wasp » February 3rd 2018, 7:04am

mmmmmm....toadskin. That super preworn / heavily used look on a new product is poser fodder.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lightning Strike!!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » February 3rd 2018, 7:32am

Looks as if it was microwaved, rather than "shaped with lightning." Got to love the ultra-rare "dogshit bezel."

"Certificate of authentification" is pretty laughable as well.
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