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i Boughtened a Gnu laydies WArtche

Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 10:53am

since i;Ve half soled Manny pharrats this Year and boughtened Somme fyne wartchs Four myselve, i Decyded Two bye juan Four mrs. Cee. & it's Is knot an Nvicter GODAM it. it Shud bea Arthur hear in a Phew dayes.

hoo Wantz too Gess whot It iz??
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Postby tiktok » September 16th 2017, 11:05am

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Postby foghorn » September 16th 2017, 11:20am

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Postby TemerityB » September 16th 2017, 11:26am

Omeger Constipation.
Since many people weren't in lockstep with his beloved cheese box shit watch brand, The Cruise King ran off blowing snot bubbles, far away from his once-beloved forum. Here, eat this mudpie, Paw Paw. It tastes like a Hershey bar. Go ahead, dig in.
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Postby biglove » September 16th 2017, 11:30am

A zexy TwooDoor?
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 11:38am

ewe Guys our a Wild bunch of Dum-arses GODAM it.
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Postby biglove » September 16th 2017, 11:57am

Wonder what ol' Dirtbox thinks of your efforts to woo and surprise the wife?
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Postby 3Flushes » September 16th 2017, 12:06pm

Eye think ewe got the Lytle womban won a them Kewl Lytle Saykoes butt than agen that Wood be tew obveeos"sew eye reely Kan,t sey. eye Hop ewe won,t keep Us in sespence for tew lawng.
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Postby codguy » September 16th 2017, 12:08pm

conjurer wrote:hoo Wantz too Gess whot It iz??


Uhhhh.... the wartch you dun baught?

:wqee:


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Postby Racer-X » September 16th 2017, 12:21pm

I'll just get right to it. It's this one.

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Postby foghorn » September 16th 2017, 12:36pm

Oh no you di'int!!!




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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 1:13pm

biglove wrote:Wonder what ol' Dirtbox thinks of your efforts to woo and surprise the wife?


Dont get me started you miserable spastic plank fuck. I just decided to not fly over to the bogs of Louisiana via BOAC Comet and not kill you you poofter. Dont make me change my mind you cock.

Affectionately, Dirtbox
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 1:14pm

3Flushes wrote:Eye think ewe got the Lytle womban won a them Kewl Lytle Saykoes butt than agen that Wood be tew obveeos"sew eye reely Kan,t sey. eye Hop ewe won,t keep Us in sespence for tew lawng.


when Sommebody getts Closer two wot i Boughtened than i will Robinson spill The sead GODAM it.
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 1:15pm

codguy wrote:
conjurer wrote:hoo Wantz too Gess whot It iz??


Uhhhh.... the wartch you dun baught?

:wqee:


Winner, winner, winner, chiken dinner


i Wood bust Ewer ballz mr. Guy faukes Butt i mite Kneed a job With ewe as the ASsbestus factry is Running poorley.
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 1:17pm

Racer-X wrote:I'll just get right to it. It's this one.

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Murss. Sea don't Lyke know tanks As she;s Iz a bo-hunk and Plenty of her Fambly saw two Manny Germen tanks.
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 1:17pm

foghorn wrote:Oh no you di'int!!!




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know i Di'nt.
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Postby Thunder1 » September 16th 2017, 1:38pm

An Ebel Voyager, perhaps ? .. :scratch:
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Re: i Boughtened a Gnu laydies WArtche

Postby foghorn » September 16th 2017, 2:02pm

One of those darned oryent wartches?
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 3:20pm

Thunder1 wrote:An Ebel Voyager, perhaps ? .. :scratch:


knope. Allthough able is A fyne brandt.
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 3:21pm

foghorn wrote:One of those darned oryent wartches?


know It's iz knott!! its' Iz a fyne Swish brand-muffin!!
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Postby biglove » September 16th 2017, 3:59pm

conjurer wrote:
foghorn wrote:One of those darned oryent wartches?


know It's iz knott!! its' Iz a fyne Swish brand-muffin!!


IZeet a zezy ROLX?!?!?!
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Postby foghorn » September 16th 2017, 4:03pm

biglove wrote:
conjurer wrote:
foghorn wrote:One of those darned oryent wartches?


know It's iz knott!! its' Iz a fyne Swish brand-muffin!!


IZeet a zezy ROLX?!?!?!



Pay attenshun!! I alreddy guessed Rawlecks.
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 4:05pm

foghorn wrote:
biglove wrote:
conjurer wrote:
foghorn wrote:One of those darned oryent wartches?


know It's iz knott!! its' Iz a fyne Swish brand-muffin!!


IZeet a zezy ROLX?!?!?!



Pay attenshun!! I alreddy guessed Rawlecks.


Yuppars. i Lov mrs. Sea vary Much butt knot That muche.
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Postby foghorn » September 16th 2017, 4:09pm

Image ILTON
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Postby conjurer » September 16th 2017, 4:12pm

foghorn wrote:Image ILTON


Nopsters. butt That hammie Makes me Wannt two slam My hammey!!
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