xMas Wartche GODAM it

xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby conjurer » December 25th 2017, 10:43am

A new one today from Mrs. C:

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Overnight, it snowed a lot, which is pretty rare around here. Murphy tracks in the snow:

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Cheers!
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby foghorn » December 25th 2017, 11:11am

I did'nt knot get no warTcHe but eye jhon gotti a hole lot moore snow goddammit!!


Yore wyfe is vary thawtfil to get you waRtches.
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby smellody » December 25th 2017, 11:14am

Nyce Conja. Marry Xmast.

Eye am jelly ouf yer sno.

Yer knew wartch ist nyce ist it saif two dyve width????
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby foghorn » December 25th 2017, 11:20am

smellody wrote:Nyce Conja. Marry Xmast.

Eye am jelly ouf yer sno.

Yer knew wartch ist nyce ist it saif two dyve width????




That dippenz wut kind of dyving yew are refereeing too LOlolOLOLoloLOLOlolOL
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby conjurer » December 25th 2017, 11:30am

foghorn wrote:I did'nt knot get no warTcHe but eye jhon gotti a hole lot moore snow goddammit!!


Yore wyfe is vary thawtfil to get you waRtches.


thanks Ewe frogbourne it Snooed a lot and Their iz proabibly at Leest ten metars of sno On The grownd. murphee Keaps coming Insyde With his Firr all Wet
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby conjurer » December 25th 2017, 11:32am

smellody wrote:Nyce Conja. Marry Xmast.

Eye am jelly ouf yer sno.

Yer knew wartch ist nyce ist it saif two dyve width????


it CAnn bea Arthur weared Undar the surging Deafs of The oshun smellingdon. it's Iz knott a Nvitcer butt it's Iz preatty Gud.
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby conjurer » December 25th 2017, 11:39am

I got this one for Mrs. C as her gag gift:

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From Myhiphopbling.com. It was vary Xpensif GODAM it.
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby codguy » December 25th 2017, 12:10pm

conjurer wrote:
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It was vary Xpensif GODAM it.


Youz must Bea maid outta monies....... nIce gift fer tha ladY briDe!

Am & fM pluss a tYmepeace!! wow
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby TemerityB » December 25th 2017, 2:57pm

Whow. Lotsa wartches flyin round bee Tweeden Maryed tipes.

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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby smellody » December 25th 2017, 3:19pm

conjurer wrote:I got this one for Mrs. C as her gag gift:

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From Myhiphopbling.com. It was vary Xpensif GODAM it.



Geabuss!!!!!!!! Thayts budifull.

Dayam ball-llah
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Postby MKTheVintageBloke » December 25th 2017, 6:02pm

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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby Racer-X » December 25th 2017, 7:03pm

How on earth would your wife know to buy you the one Seiko SKX007 in the world with the chapter ring properly aligned ????
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby conjurer » December 25th 2017, 7:04pm

Racer-X wrote:How one earth would your wife know to buy you the one Seiko SKX007 in the world with the chapter ring properly aligned ????


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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby biglove » December 25th 2017, 8:33pm

No watch here. But I have cash.

Nice Skx there John.
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby svaglic » December 25th 2017, 8:45pm

I got a scoomba and gift cards.

A thoughtful gift from Mrs. C.
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby TemerityB » December 25th 2017, 9:51pm

Racer-X wrote:How on earth would your wife know to buy you the one Seiko SKX007 in the world with the chapter ring properly aligned ????


:D
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby koimaster » December 25th 2017, 10:39pm

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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby AntFarm » December 26th 2017, 7:28am

Very nice. Excellent choice by the lovely Mrs. C...
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby SynMike » December 26th 2017, 7:48am

I got the INOX on bracelet. Pictures and review will follow. But you've all seen it before.

I borrow Jaw's excellent picture:

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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby MAX » December 26th 2017, 1:05pm

John, I thought everybody had to have a Seiko SKX007 to be a real WIS and a member here. Glad you finally joined the in crowd.

I was in your neck of the woods once when it snowed like that. Locals were putting on chains and crying panic.

Took Murphy a long time to go that far, step, shake paw, step shake another paw, repeat.
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby conjurer » December 26th 2017, 3:44pm

MAX wrote:John, I thought everybody had to have a Seiko SKX007 to be a real WIS and a member here. Glad you finally joined the in crowd.

I was in your neck of the woods once when it snowed like that. Locals were putting on chains and crying panic.

Took Murphy a long time to go that far, step, shake paw, step shake another paw, repeat.


One of the problems of owning any cheap Seiko diver is the residual value, and when it comes time to flip, you can usually get a good price--indeed, apart from Rolexes and Pateks, I know of no other brand where this is the case--although once you leave the cheap divers category, Seikos become as difficult to move (or more so) as any other brand. So if you buy a 009 (which I've owned in the past for, say, $150 used, if you're trying to flip it, you can knock ten bucks off of it, put it up at WUS, and somebody's going to buy it, pdq.

Also, Murphy's a particularly stupid cat, who walks around in the rain or snow for hours, bellowing, and comes back into the house for food and to be toweled off by me or Mrs. C. Once he's been dried off, it's usually back out the door for Murphy, going out to raise hell in the neighborhood like some sort of teenaged Irishman.
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Re: xMas Wartche GODAM it

Postby smellody » December 28th 2017, 7:36pm

Murphy is cool.
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