FS: Cabriole Table leg

FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby foghorn » April 5th 2018, 10:51am

This CTL is one of the finest avilable on the market today. Very smooth for easy insertion with beautifully placed carvings that provide the added sensation often missing from the standard CTLs on the market today. Crafted from durable rubberwood for many years of use. Diashield coated for easycleaning and vanilla scented for those who are olfactorialy sensitive. Instructiuons from one of the leading proponents of CTL therapy (due to contractual restraints CONJURERERS name cannot be used) are included. Also included is a catalogue of MB&F products to get you started.



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Very reasonably priced at 399.00 Shipping is extra.


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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2018, 10:58am

Once you go Cabriole, you know what's righty-oh!
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby gerdson » April 5th 2018, 10:59am

Which side is the one to stick in?
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby Thunder1 » April 5th 2018, 11:02am

^^Seriously??
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby foghorn » April 5th 2018, 11:03am

gerdson wrote:Which side is the one to stick in?



Personal preference
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2018, 11:03am

gerdson wrote:Which side is the one to stick in?


With an MB&F catalogue to look at, the blunt end.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby artman » April 5th 2018, 1:47pm

Does it come in other colorways?
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby Mark1 » April 5th 2018, 1:48pm

I'd be worried about the smell.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby TemerityB » April 5th 2018, 2:54pm

Mark1 wrote:I'd be worried about the smell.


Plus, I bet that might pinch a little.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby OTMF » April 5th 2018, 3:42pm

Lube the goat
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby foghorn » April 5th 2018, 3:43pm

artman wrote:Does it come in other colorways?



No,but with use it develops a unique patina.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby foghorn » April 5th 2018, 3:44pm

Mark1 wrote:I'd be worried about the smell.



This has been addressed by adding a vanilla scent to the product.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby foghorn » April 5th 2018, 3:46pm

TemerityB wrote:
Mark1 wrote:I'd be worried about the smell.


Plus, I bet that might pinch a little.




Pinching isn't an issue. Everything works as it should.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2018, 4:25pm

One of you stupid bastards should hammer this Cabriole table leg up your ass PDQ.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby jb182 » April 5th 2018, 5:34pm

Is it Queen Anne or Chippendale?
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby smellody » April 5th 2018, 5:37pm

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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2018, 5:42pm

It's Biedermeier, goddamn it!!
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby Thunder1 » April 5th 2018, 5:46pm

#2 is not Chippendale, but rather, 'Ball & Claw"...a much better fit for WL's...
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby biglove » April 5th 2018, 5:56pm

After this week at work, I needed this.

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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby 3Flushes » April 5th 2018, 7:42pm

smellody wrote:Image

Interesting how the Federal appears to be tapered for easy, fast insertion.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2018, 7:43pm

3Flushes wrote:
smellody wrote:Image

Interesting how the Federal appears to be tapered for easy, fast insertion.


That is ironic, this day and age.
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby tiktok » April 5th 2018, 8:40pm

You are poor pathetic souls
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby artman » April 5th 2018, 9:08pm

so, will you take $25?
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Re: FS: Cabriole Table leg

Postby foghorn » April 6th 2018, 3:06am

Price is firm you cheap sumbitsches!
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