Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

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Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby koimaster » May 16th 2019, 2:59pm

Posted at facebook in the Urban Gentry defector group. :scratch:

Who knew that this would be the dream job for the UG? And who in their right mind would hire a guy who used copyrighted material over and over again and told the owners of those copyrights to fuck off? of course his fanbois will be upset and then move on to the next best youtube shill.


The Urban Gentry
Published on May 15, 2019

In this very important episode, I share the most important development for the future of the Urban Gentry channel and community that we've seen so far. I'm returning to the wonderful city of Philadelphia that I fell in love with last summer for a behind the scenes tour of my NEW home as part of the WatchBox family.

In the video, I talk to Mike Michaels, WatchBox's master watchmaker, as we take a look at his favorite Laurent Ferrier Galet Micro-Rotor. Then, we raid the WatchBox vaults to take a closer look at some very cool pieces indeed. Included is the gold Omega Speedmaster Apollo 11 from 1969, a totally over the top Rolex Yachtmaster "Tutti Fruitt" (116695SATS), a Daytona with a Zenith movement (16520), and lastly, a stunning Patek Philippe Perpetual Calendar Grand Complications (5320G-001).

So join me in this very special moment in the history of the channel as we celebrate me getting my dream job being able to discover, discuss, and share new watches full time with you guys! Onwards and upwards!


















Dee Cas‎

The Urban Gentry Defector Group


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Look at this sickly looking joe peshi motherfucker with his 10k gold pinky ring and off the shelf Lauren suit.

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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby conjurer » May 16th 2019, 3:02pm

Good for the UG. His life is moving like Mongo's, only in reverse.
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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby koimaster » May 16th 2019, 3:29pm

conjurer wrote:Good for the UG. His life is moving like Mongo's, only in reverse.



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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » May 16th 2019, 3:57pm

28 minutes of verbal onanism. No, thanks. I skipped most of it. Unfortunately, I clicked on the very moment when he started oozing the audible trot of praise for that gem-set Rolex. "Tutti Frutti?" More like "Fucking Fruit." Aaaaarghhh.
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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby 3Flushes » May 16th 2019, 5:38pm

The WatchBox? What the fuck is the WatchBox?

I imagine if they picked up this kind of schlock it should speak for itself, but it sounds like a score for this UG fuck.
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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby conjurer » May 16th 2019, 6:27pm

3Flushes wrote:The WatchBox? What the fuck is the WatchBox?


Some fucking joint where they sell used watches to the Smart Set.
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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby Falstaff » May 16th 2019, 6:37pm

3Flushes wrote:The WatchBox? What the fuck is the WatchBox?

I imagine if they picked up this kind of schlock it should speak for itself, but it sounds like a score for this UG fuck.


A joint effort with Govberg jewelers of Philadelphia.
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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby TemerityB » May 16th 2019, 7:13pm

Falstaff wrote:
3Flushes wrote:The WatchBox? What the fuck is the WatchBox?

I imagine if they picked up this kind of schlock it should speak for itself, but it sounds like a score for this UG fuck.


A joint effort with Govberg jewelers of Philadelphia.


As well as the most overpriced pre-owned watch website in the history of anything.
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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby artman » May 16th 2019, 10:47pm

Had to Google what's a WatchBox. Can't imagine they'd keep him on payroll very long unless he ends up on the customer chat line for their website.
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Re: Urban Gentry joins the WatchBox

Postby 3Flushes » May 17th 2019, 2:00pm

Cool to know I haven't been missing anything. I hate when i've been missing something.

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