Finally!!

Finally!!

Postby foghorn » November 8th 2018, 11:59am

You know how Hamilton,periodically, comes out with a design that just makes you say "WTF?". Like the Below Zero chrono without a minutes subdial or the ever popular Jazzmaster Face to face. Well-they've done gone done it again.


Reely???




https://shop.hamiltonwatch.com/h4260573 ... e-74017755
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Re: Finally!!

Postby Thunder1 » November 8th 2018, 12:20pm

You're right..another weirdo..sheesh...
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Re: Finally!!

Postby smellody » November 8th 2018, 12:23pm

I got the email this am.... I hit delete. Just because you call something jazz doesn't mean you get out of making it make sense.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby 3Flushes » November 8th 2018, 12:29pm

Those'll be going cheap in a month or two.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby Racer-X » November 8th 2018, 12:49pm

Geez, that’s awful.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » November 8th 2018, 12:54pm

I'm a bit torn between saying that it BLOWS, and that it blows. Regardless of whether it BLOWS or blows, it blows.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby Rusty » November 8th 2018, 2:26pm

You know my thinking about some of these Hamilton ... ah... mistakes ... from the past. The designer is probably the illegitimate child of former Swatch Group Chairman Nick Hayek.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby bobbee » November 8th 2018, 2:33pm

The case is nice.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby conjurer » November 8th 2018, 2:41pm

Those are some nice springbars.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby NorthCountry » November 8th 2018, 3:17pm

I'll stick with that Stauer I wore yesterday until I find one at least better looking than that Hammy.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby TemerityB » November 9th 2018, 12:35am

Atrocious.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby AlbertaTime » November 9th 2018, 2:12am

Oh, cute. I get it. A movie watch. And the hands are reels. Musta been a heck of a design meeting.

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Re: Finally!!

Postby Datsun240Z71 » November 9th 2018, 5:21am

Not a movie I want to see.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby koimaster » November 9th 2018, 7:42am

Never mind.
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Re: Finally!!

Postby smellody » Yesterday, 8:59pm

I just looked at this again... and ... it made me physically ill
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