I Want To Be Made Whole--Executive Skeleton!!

I Want To Be Made Whole--Executive Skeleton!!

Postby conjurer » July 16th 2018, 6:37pm

I think I'll wait for the Sturhling Original version:

I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.

--Temerity, to Mr. Neckbeard.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Executive Skeleton!!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » July 17th 2018, 3:59am

Most likely that's how a job interview at Ulysse Nardin's design department looks like:

"Could you please tell us about your qualifications and experience?"
"I like Invicta, I designed skeleton watches for Kickstarter microbrands, and I'm ghey."
"You're hired!"
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last.
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A man's got to know his limitations...
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