I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby conjurer » June 20th 2019, 4:54pm

Lew & Huey is one of those brands that reminds me of Carrot Top; neither of them have any class, talent, or, well, anything. If you want a laugh, just use Carrot Top's name in reference to anything. He's funny because he's not funny.

Anyway, here's a couple of Carrot Tops Lews and Hueies:

https://forums.watchuseek.com/f29/coupl ... 53997.html
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby biglove » June 20th 2019, 7:58pm

I have seen turds that are more appealing.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby TemerityB » June 21st 2019, 6:25pm

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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » June 22nd 2019, 7:30pm

There used to be a time, when the word "Huey" reminded me of the scene from Apocalypse Now, where Huey helicopters obliterate an NVA base with The Ride of the Valkyries playing in the background, so that a few guys can surf.

I'd rather have it remind me of that, than of Spew & Gooey wartches.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby Falstaff » June 23rd 2019, 8:06am

Nope, when I hear Huey, I think of one of Donald's nephews - Huey, Dewey and Louie: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/p__ ... rotagonist -
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby 3Flushes » June 23rd 2019, 11:42am

Jesus Christ, It has apparently never been easier. I gotta find a way to take people's money.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby conjurer » June 23rd 2019, 9:14pm

3Flushes wrote:Jesus Christ, It has apparently never been easier. I gotta find a way to take people's money.


Yup. Apparently, Doc Vail has been making a good living selling Lew & Screwy, as well as his new brand, whose name escapes me at the moment.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby JAS1125 » June 24th 2019, 7:55am

Falstaff wrote:Nope, when I hear Huey, I think of one of Donald's nephews - Huey, Dewey and Louie: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/p__ ... rotagonist -
the millennials of their day.


I always think of this guy

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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby TemerityB » June 24th 2019, 8:28am

conjurer wrote:
3Flushes wrote:Jesus Christ, It has apparently never been easier. I gotta find a way to take people's money.


Yup. Apparently, Doc Vail has been making a good living selling Lew & Screwy, as well as his new brand, whose name escapes me at the moment.


The other brand is NTH, which some pronounce "Enth," but I have it on good authority that it's pronounced "I Paid 700 Bucks For This????"
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » June 24th 2019, 1:31pm

JAS1125 wrote:
Falstaff wrote:Nope, when I hear Huey, I think of one of Donald's nephews - Huey, Dewey and Louie: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/p__ ... rotagonist -
the millennials of their day.


I always think of this guy

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Huey Lewis?
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Lew & Huey!!

Postby JAS1125 » June 24th 2019, 2:01pm

Yup!
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