I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby conjurer » March 8th 2019, 7:56pm

I've never heard of this brand before; but having seen it, I wouldn't want it on my doctor's wrist right before a prostate check:

https://forums.watchuseek.com/f29/visco ... 03019.html
I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.


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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby foghorn » March 9th 2019, 6:11am

Wouldn't be all that bad except for,like,everything.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby Falstaff » March 9th 2019, 9:15am

Visconti is an Italian writing instrument mfr. who has apparently taken a leaf from the Montblanc playbook and extended their brand into watches. They make some very nice pens.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby foghorn » March 9th 2019, 9:17am

Falstaff wrote:Visconti is an Italian writing instrument mfr. who has apparently taken a leaf from the Montblanc playbook and extended their brand into watches. They make some very nice pens.




I'm waiting for a Bic watch.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby conjurer » March 9th 2019, 9:24am

Falstaff wrote:Visconti is an Italian writing instrument mfr. who has apparently taken a leaf from the Montblanc playbook and extended their brand into watches. They make some very nice pens.


Are the pens big, chunky, and vaguely slanted towards BDSM?
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby Falstaff » March 9th 2019, 9:54am

foghorn wrote:
Falstaff wrote:Visconti is an Italian writing instrument mfr. who has apparently taken a leaf from the Montblanc playbook and extended their brand into watches. They make some very nice pens.




I'm waiting for a Bic watch.




Best I can do - but the price is right! https://www.ebay.com/itm/WATERMAN-BIC-P ... SwxFVcBahN
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby 3Flushes » March 9th 2019, 9:58am

Falstaff wrote:
foghorn wrote:
Falstaff wrote:Visconti is an Italian writing instrument mfr. who has apparently taken a leaf from the Montblanc playbook and extended their brand into watches. They make some very nice pens.




I'm waiting for a Bic watch.




Best I can do - but the price is right! https://www.ebay.com/itm/WATERMAN-BIC-P ... SwxFVcBahN

:lol:

$800 is nowhere near enough!
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby Falstaff » March 9th 2019, 9:59am

conjurer wrote:
Falstaff wrote:Visconti is an Italian writing instrument mfr. who has apparently taken a leaf from the Montblanc playbook and extended their brand into watches. They make some very nice pens.


Are the pens big, chunky, and vaguely slanted towards BDSM?



At 56,000.00 Euros, yes.
https://www.visconti.it/uk/pen-collection/alchemy-2.asp
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby 3Flushes » March 9th 2019, 10:45am

Falstaff wrote:
conjurer wrote:
Falstaff wrote:Visconti is an Italian writing instrument mfr. who has apparently taken a leaf from the Montblanc playbook and extended their brand into watches. They make some very nice pens.


Are the pens big, chunky, and vaguely slanted towards BDSM?



At 56,000.00 Euros, yes.
https://www.visconti.it/uk/pen-collection/alchemy-2.asp

The body of the pen is entirely lathed out from a solid bar of precious glossy red resin.

Swiss rubber, sapphire coated, carbon infused, jewelry grade pewter...
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » March 9th 2019, 4:49pm

I used to be interested in fountain pens, so I vaguely remember who makes (or used to make) what. Went through some Parkers (would love to find a good deal on a 1930s Duofold), got a Cross Townsend and a Waterman Hemisphere. Visconti... The entry-level ones are nice, but kind of over-the-top, and the high-end of their offer is so awful that it hurts just to look at it. As to their watches... Upon seeing this ghastly, unbelievably ghey piece of revolting, fucking shite, it is my considered opinion that Visconti watches suck Ron Jeremy's cock down to the balls.
His deepest need was that people should like him. An admirable trait, that... In a spaniel, or a whore.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Fister's Special!!

Postby svaglic » March 10th 2019, 6:23am

Due to weight, local pick-up only.
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