I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

Postby conjurer » October 12th 2018, 7:13pm

Which means it's fucking big:

https://forums.watchuseek.com/f29/fs-gr ... 08199.html

Definately a statement piece that is up for whatever you throw at it.

Like good taste.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

Postby foghorn » October 13th 2018, 4:23am

Nothing says balls like a 30mm watch in a 46mm case.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

Postby Rusty » October 13th 2018, 6:35am

The only way that watch could be worn with a dress shirt is if the shirt had short sleeves.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

Postby TemerityB » October 13th 2018, 10:14am

Replace gramp's hemorrhoid donut with that thing and get ready for laughs a'plenty!

Almost as many as wearing that thing in public.

Oh, and it's far past time for another I Want To Be Made Whole - well done, conj.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

Postby conjurer » October 13th 2018, 10:46pm

TemerityB wrote:Oh, and it's far past time for another I Want To Be Made Whole - well done, conj.


Many thanks, T. While esteemed member foggy once pointed out, explaining a joke decreases the mirth, but even with that caveat, I thought I'd explain how IWTBMW gags trigger a posting.

Like many here, I find many fun minutes in checking Watchrecon; there's usually some fine fapping material, and when things are slow on the various fora that I check in, there's always something for sale at WR that hoists the old John Thomas. Usually, I'll check the first couple of pages for: A) stuff to jerk off to, or B) shit to make fun of. To keep things simple, I'll look through the first few pages of FS postings, and unless there's something spectacularly fucking stupid, I'll not bother posting about it. However, if I find at least a couple of mirth-worthy posts (which can be anything from a remarkably dumb price for something essentially worthless, Geek Speak, etc.) I'll start posting IWTBMW's, usually stopping with four or five.

This last yielded ten (!) posts, which might be a record. Anyway, enough with overexplaining the joke. As you were!
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

Postby Pubbie » October 14th 2018, 6:47am

“Up for whatever you throw at it“? What, wine bars? Rimming?

Sure as fuck it won’t be diving!
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

Postby Hawk » October 14th 2018, 7:17am

The Rewster busted the optical illusion. The dial is smaller than those found on vintage Air Kings.

"Modified to suppress date display" means "we covered it with the bezel / case.

And I think the guy selling it is the "small hands" guy from the burger commercials.
And the fact I'm still living rent free in his head makes me grin and giggle.
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Re: I Want To Be Made Whole--Great Wrist Presence!!

Postby tomsimac » February 7th 2019, 8:19pm

Don’t read this post if drinking brandy
Lost two hours and I’m still not sure what the heck it means
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