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Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby conjurer » April 19th 2018, 3:45pm

For dinner tonight:

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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby TemerityB » April 19th 2018, 4:22pm

What is it about that style of plate that makes food always look that much more enticing?

Man. Gettin' hungry over here.
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby foghorn » April 19th 2018, 4:23pm

Do'nt not eat them eye see the baBy Jeebus and the Virgil Mary in them meets!!!
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby conjurer » April 19th 2018, 4:29pm

foghorn wrote:Do'nt not eat them eye see the baBy Jeebus and the Virgil Mary in them meets!!!


I myself do not see them. However, the one of the left looks a little like Tor Johnson.
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby conjurer » April 19th 2018, 4:32pm

TemerityB wrote:What is it about that style of plate that makes food always look that much more enticing?

Man. Gettin' hungry over here.


Just our everyday (which is to say, our only) Corelle plates, T.

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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby smellody » April 19th 2018, 5:16pm

Looks really good.
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby Thunder1 » April 19th 2018, 8:18pm

They look a little under done, though..
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby smellody » April 19th 2018, 8:21pm

Is there an after picture? Or, did you eat the fuckers raw?
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby biglove » April 19th 2018, 8:42pm

Two minutes first side, flip for one minute then throw some butter, salt and pepper on it. Divine!
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby Racer-X » April 19th 2018, 9:02pm

Yeah, let's see the result!
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby conjurer » April 19th 2018, 9:45pm

Racer-X wrote:Yeah, let's see the result!


Too late! To paraphrase Homer Simpson, I really enjoyed packing these into my colon.
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby koimaster » April 19th 2018, 10:49pm

conjurer wrote:
Racer-X wrote:Yeah, let's see the result!


Too late! To paraphrase Homer Simpson, I really enjoyed packing these into my colon.



Packing what where?
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby Mark1 » April 19th 2018, 10:54pm

Went down easier than a cabriole table leg I'm guessing. Got a couple more Wagyu ribeyes in the freezer, but you inspired me to throw some burgers on the Traeger tonight.
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby conjurer » April 19th 2018, 11:06pm

Mark1 wrote:Went down easier than a cabriole table leg I'm guessing. Got a couple more Wagyu ribeyes in the freezer, but you inspired me to throw some burgers on the Traeger tonight.


Interestingly, I was looking for Wagyu steaks at my Soviet-era-like Safeway today. Alas, they had none, the stupid fucks. Once you go Kobe, you never go back. The only Wagyus I've had are NY strips; Wagyu ribeyes are things more than I can honestly hope for. Please PM me your butcher's name and address, and I'll happily drive a few hours to pick them up.
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Re: Ribeyes, Bitches

Postby conjurer » April 19th 2018, 11:07pm

koimaster wrote:
conjurer wrote:
Racer-X wrote:Yeah, let's see the result!


Too late! To paraphrase Homer Simpson, I really enjoyed packing these into my colon.



Packing what where?


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