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Postby conjurer » February 24th 2018, 6:54am

The title of this subforum made me laugh hard.
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Postby Mark1 » February 24th 2018, 7:15am

You've got to try the chicken.
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Postby JAS1125 » February 24th 2018, 7:35am

conjurer wrote:The title of this subforum made me laugh hard.

Me too... perfectly named
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Postby foghorn » February 24th 2018, 7:53am

This will probably be my one and only post in this forum but it's nice to meat all of you. Best or luck. This is certainly no poultry endeavor.
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Postby TemerityB » February 24th 2018, 8:47am

Haters! Don't you know you can do TWO CHICKENS AT ONCE????

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Postby Mortuus » February 24th 2018, 11:45pm

THEORETICALLY, you can do THREE chickens at once, but you have to hold 'em with one hand (one thumb and two big fangers in the 'ol cloaca) over an open fire, but it's not much fun to cry out "Warriors, come out to PLAYYYYYAAAaaaayyyyyYYYYYYYYAAAAAA-
aaaaayyyyyyy" while you do it, accuzz cheekins don't bang together as loudly or satisfyingly as three empty beer bottles do... Just sayin.' :roll:
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Postby gerdson » February 25th 2018, 1:07am

Ronco Larry... You guys speak in riddles. The Cobb County Massacre? Or that electrical thingy for which I found a French (!!! of all things) youtube advertisement? :3

foghorn wrote:This will probably be my one and only post in this forum but it's nice to meat all of you. Best or luck. This is certainly no poultry endeavor.
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