Orion Calamity Diver Review

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Orion Calamity Diver Review

Postby koimaster » June 1st 2018, 3:18pm



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Re: Orion Calamity Diver Review

Postby conjurer » June 1st 2018, 10:26pm

That's a fine-ass name for a dive watch.
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Re: Orion Calamity Diver Review

Postby bedlam » June 1st 2018, 10:58pm

Its one of those cases where the name is all you really need to know.
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Re: Orion Calamity Diver Review

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » June 2nd 2018, 7:03am

As a desk diver it doesn't blow, as a diver's watch - it blows, the movement doesn't blow, the price blows.
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Re: Orion Calamity Diver Review

Postby Racer-X » July 31st 2018, 5:56pm

In green.

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Re: Orion Calamity Diver Review

Postby artman » July 31st 2018, 9:09pm

That's actually really nice in green. Scratch that. Just saw the price. That's not $1,400 nice.
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Re: Orion Calamity Diver Review

Postby Falstaff » August 1st 2018, 7:00am

Indeed - Calamity is a fine name for a dive watch. I'm looking forward to their next model, the Drowner.
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Re: Orion Calamity Diver Review

Postby biglove » August 1st 2018, 8:22pm

Good looking. Laughably overpriced. $400, sure. $1400, hahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha.
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