Gorilla Fastback

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Gorilla Fastback

Postby koimaster » February 21st 2019, 4:18pm

A motoring-inspired wristwatch might seem like a timeworn trope but it’s a road that watch companies seem happy to cruise down for now. Some might argue that the industry needs another motoring-inspired timepiece like a man needs cancer, but they continue to come. And strangely enough, some of these watches still hit the spot.

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https://www.gorillawatches.ch/
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Re: Gorilla Fastback

Postby conjurer » February 21st 2019, 4:23pm

I hate fucking gorillas. Indeed, I hate all of the so-called great apes. They're nasty, they smell bad, they whip off all the time, and apart from medical experimentation, they're completely useless, fucking evolutionary dead-ends (much like the lower classes, actually.) They should be exterminated with Napalm and mustard gas.

The watch blows, too.
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Re: Gorilla Fastback

Postby koimaster » February 21st 2019, 4:31pm

conjurer wrote:I hate fucking gorillas. Indeed, I hate all of the so-called great apes. They're nasty, they smell bad, they whip off all the time, and apart from medical experimentation, they're completely useless, fucking evolutionary dead-ends (much like the lower classes, actually.) They should be exterminated with Napalm and mustard gas.

The watch blows, too.







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Re: Gorilla Fastback

Postby biglove » February 21st 2019, 5:55pm

Cannot get the 20 seconds back it took to just glance at a couple of the photos.
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Re: Gorilla Fastback

Postby TemerityB » February 21st 2019, 6:10pm

Those watches would look ridiculous even on actual gorillas. Good heavens.
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Re: Gorilla Fastback

Postby relaxer7 » February 22nd 2019, 2:23am

Chod. Abolsute chod. They look like something you'd get in the £1 shop FFS.
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Re: Gorilla Fastback

Postby JAS1125 » February 22nd 2019, 9:17am

Can't wait for the review by Our Favorite Blogger.

Right up his alley
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Re: Gorilla Fastback

Postby foghorn » February 22nd 2019, 9:21am

JAS1125 wrote:Can't wait for the review by Our Favorite Blogger.

Right up his alley




He'll never get his hands on one. Too much money.
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