Nitron Warriors Warhawk

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Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby koimaster » October 15th 2018, 2:52pm

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REAL ONE ^^^^^

Last review I made mention of how for the masses the age of big watches is over for the masses, well luckily for those of us who still appreciate larger watches with unique designs Nitron came out with their limited edition Warhawks line of watches. The watch came in a metal tackle box which a very unique box and very rugged. I actually use this box as my watch carrier for transportation during my reviews/photo shoots/ect. When I first opened the tackle box I was greeted by a mini tactical flashlight, a warranty card and the watch. I have to admit that the mini flashlight was a nice added bonus. Who doesn’t like cool extras? Don’t get me wrong though, the large IP bronze watch that is sitting in this tackle box case is very much so the center of attention grabbing action. Coming in at a hefty 200 grams of a 50mm monster, this piece is definitely not for the faint of wrist.

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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby Hawk » October 15th 2018, 4:33pm

That is a unique second hand(s) which the less generous might consider really fucked up. Especially since the review notes that it stutters - not surprising given as a Miyota probably wasn't intended to swing a 3 bladed prop.

50mm and clearly designed for those that use smart phones to tell time.
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby foghorn » October 15th 2018, 6:39pm

That might very well be the most hideous watch that I have ever laid eyes on. The review should have been a simple “nope” upon opening the box. Mr Bazinger has sunk to heretofore uncharted depths to even consider more than a single word to describe this monumental piece of turdular matter. I must retire to the bathroom now and drive the porcelain bus.
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby biglove » October 15th 2018, 6:53pm

That's just fucking nasty as hell.

I have seen methed up hookers in the ER that were more attractive despite a pummeling by their pimp.

FFS.
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby bedlam » October 15th 2018, 6:57pm

Ahhhh, nope.
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby conjurer » October 15th 2018, 8:26pm

The wartche is fucking awful, but the pictures are so, so beautiful.
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby svaglic » October 15th 2018, 9:21pm

His go fund me money was wasted.
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby conjurer » October 15th 2018, 9:27pm

An interesting passage from a guy who supposedly owns a Rolex Deepsea:

This is definitely a unique watch that has some real cool features/design details. A detail that I like is how the top of the case doesn’t have traditional lugs, but the bottom of the case has this thick badass lugs. This really adds to the overall attention grabbing profile of the Warhawks Warrior. Very limited in the numbers produced and it is obviously a watch for the masses. It is a well made piece. Is it perfect? No. I mentioned what I would change to take it a step further. Are those changes deal breakers? Well that it in the eye of the beholder. Like I said this is not a watch for everyone but those who are looking for something different from the masses of submariner clones, this watch deserves their attention. It is fun to wear, fun to operate and just fun to look at on and off the wrist.

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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby Falstaff » October 16th 2018, 6:09am

Great pictures of how to best utilize this wartch - tied to a rock and thrown in the sea.
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby Rusty » October 16th 2018, 9:00am

OMG, I'm frightened.
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby nimbleboy » October 16th 2018, 9:01am

Despite the fact that the dude massacres the English language like no other, he managed to get "complement" right...
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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » October 16th 2018, 8:17pm

Great Scott! Aaaargggghhhhh...

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Re: Nitron Warriors Warhawk

Postby Falstaff » October 17th 2018, 6:13am

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:Great Scott! Aaaargggghhhhh...

By Jove... Does anyone, by any chance, have a table leg to spare?



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