Pop Scoops Poop

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Pop Scoops Poop

Postby biglove » June 8th 2017, 4:59pm

This is what middle age has done to me.

With apologies to Dr. Seuss...

"Pop Scoops Poop"

Must be Thursday, that's to say
Pop scoops poop this very day

He scowls, he swears, he makes a frown
Pop scoops poop right from the ground

With pail in hand, he makes the rounds
Pop scoops poops, those poops abound

Five pounds of poop, he swears it's true
Pop scoops poop into a bag that's blue

When done, he sits, drinks from his cup
Pop scoops poop, he's had enough

We run, we hide, let's not be found
When Pop scoops poop, we won't be 'round

Dog food goes in, poop comes out
When Pop scoops poop, he's gonna' pout

Haley laughs, as does Jen
As Pop scoops poop, there is no end

All done now, no more to scoop
Then "Hellfire! Damn! I missed a poop!"

"This never ends," he grabs the scoop
And off Pop goes, to scoop more poop
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."- Mark Twain

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Re: Pop Scoops Poop

Postby Falstaff » June 8th 2017, 5:49pm

"General, those brave men will not surrender - what shall we do?"
"Kill them all then, colonel. I would not have them be brave in the Devil's service!"

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