Funny gun fails

Funny gun fails

Postby koimaster » March 13th 2016, 6:48pm



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Re: Funny gun fails

Postby Mark1 » March 13th 2016, 9:00pm

Those folks could use a little gun control.
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Re: Funny gun fails

Postby Wasp » March 14th 2016, 6:54am

"in world war two there was alot of dust and mud and stuff"
"dude my moms gonna kill me"

I love homo sapiens conformation of Darwinism.

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Re: Funny gun fails

Postby DocKlock » March 15th 2016, 6:31am

Tough talking wanna-be thug/gangsta's trash talking changed to: "my mom gonna kill me" really cracked me up.
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Re: Funny gun fails

Postby Ofcmark » March 15th 2016, 8:31am

I can't watch this stuff it makes my skin crawl.
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Re: Funny gun fails

Postby Beau nidle » March 15th 2016, 10:13am

Last one wasn't funny at all - was a half inch from a fatality (yep, true Darwinism in action there).

Christ on a bike. That and the unfeasibly drunk fella waving a loaded 12 gauge around the place! The only one that actually made me chuckle was the Saudis with the elephant gun.

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If a sportsman true you’d be
Listen carefully to me. . .

Never, never let your gun
Pointed be at anyone.
That it may unloaded be
Matters not the least to me.

When a hedge or fence you cross
Though of time it cause a loss
From your gun the cartridge take
For the greater safety’s sake.

If twixt you and neighbouring gun
Bird shall fly or beast may run
Let this maxim ere be thine
“Follow not across the line.”

Stops and beaters oft unseen
Lurk behind some leafy screen.

Calm and steady always be
“Never shoot where you can’t see.”

You may kill or you may miss
But at all times think this:
“All the pheasants ever bred
Won’t repay for one man dead.”

Keep your place and silent be;
Game can hear, and game can see;
Don’t be greedy, better spared
Is a pheasant, than one shared
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