Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 23rd 2017, 2:29pm

Okay, time for a quick auction (not 24 hours, but quicker than the last one.) Here are the rules: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=39797

First up:

Casio Gee:

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Casio G-Shock--and who doesn't like Gees? This one is ref. #GA-400CS, using module 5398. It does many things. 51.5mm across, 53mm lug-to-lug, 18.5mm thick. It shows very little wear, and comes with box and some papers. A very unique color combination between case and strap. Cool negative display and analogue hands. You wear this watch to the right places, you'll get plenty of trim.

Orient Dual Time:

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I don't believe I've ever seen this model from the Big O before; it's very funky and 1970's-ish. A combo dial, the top digital (!) automatic, the bottom quartz. Only 31.5mm across, lug-to-lug and surprisingly wearable 49.5mm, 13.7mm thick, with 22mm lugs. Comes on aftermarket leather strap (with an extra one thrown in by donor.) Box and papers. Wearing this one with get you some fur-burger, I guarantee.

Vostok-Europe:

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We're getting into the Way-Back Machine with this one; this was back when VEs were cool, relatively inexpensive, and actually made with Russian watch movements. This one has the Very Popular non-quickset date, along with a cool AM/PM window, and even a super cool bund-leather strap, which should remind Mort of what it was like before he started drinking Sanka. 40mm across, 42mm with crown, 48mm lug-to-lug, lug width 18mm, and a slim 12mm thick. Beria might very well have been wearing a watch like this when he got whacked in the basement of the Lubyanka slammer. Comes with box and papers.

Also included with each watch will be a special piece of Thanksgiving swag:

A very cool 2015 Cartier watch catalogue, written in Chinese or Japanese, but with plenty of fine pictures to rope your kangaroo to:

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A piece of swag you'll actually use, a rare and fine Ball hat:

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And a CD of music with a fish on it:

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OK, so here're the particulars: This auction will run through Thanksgiving weekend, ending on Cyber Monday, 27 November, at 8:00PM Pacific time. The swag will be assigned thusly: top price wins the hat, next price wins the Cartier book, and the lowest priced winner gets the CD, and be fucking happy to get it, too. If there's a tie in final prices, lots will be drawn. Remember, 75% of the proceeds of this auction goes to help sick kids at St. Jude Hospital, the rest goes to keep the lights on around here. So bid high, bid often, and have a great Thanksgiving!
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby Racer-X » November 23rd 2017, 2:34pm

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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 23rd 2017, 2:36pm

Racer-X wrote:Image


Thanks, Russ!
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby NorthCountry » November 23rd 2017, 2:41pm

40 on the Geeeeee Shock.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 23rd 2017, 2:52pm

NorthCountry wrote:40 on the Geeeeee Shock.


A nice start, Mr. Country!
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby JAS1125 » November 23rd 2017, 3:49pm

$20 on the VE please
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 23rd 2017, 4:03pm

Bids thus far:

Vostok, $20, JAS1125

Gee, $40, NorthCountry

Orient, no bids.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby svaglic » November 23rd 2017, 5:35pm

Orient $50.00
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 23rd 2017, 5:44pm

svaglic wrote:Orient $50.00


There we go. Thanks, Allison!

Bids thus far:

Vostok, $20, JAS1125

Gee, $40, NorthCountry

Orient, $50, svaglic.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby smellody » November 23rd 2017, 6:31pm

Vostok $33.75
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 23rd 2017, 7:43pm

smellody wrote:Vostok $33.75


That's all you're going to bid? You realize you'll be the lowest price, and get the awful CD as swag, right? Don't you want the Ball hat??
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby svaglic » November 23rd 2017, 7:59pm

conjurer wrote:
smellody wrote:Vostok $33.75


That's all you're going to bid? You realize you'll be the lowest price, and get the awful CD as swag, right? Don't you want the Ball hat??



Got my swag from the last auction, hopefully I can get that clown mask for my next swag.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby AntFarm » November 23rd 2017, 9:50pm

$60.00 on the Big O...
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 24th 2017, 9:15am

Black Friday bump!

Bids thus far:

Vostok, $33.75, smellody

Gee, $40, NorthCountry

Orient, $60, AntFarm.

Reminder: this auction ends Monday, 27 November, at 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby Ofcmark » November 24th 2017, 10:36am

$40.00 Vostok
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby Kahuna74 » November 25th 2017, 7:13am

72.50 on the Orient
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 25th 2017, 9:00am

Bids thus far:

Vostok, $40, Ofcmark

Gee, $40, NorthCountry

Orient, $72.5, Kahuna74.

Remember, this auction ends Monday night at 8:00PM Pacific time!
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 25th 2017, 9:52pm

Saturday night bump!
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 26th 2017, 10:52am

Bids thus far:

Vostok, $40, Ofcmark

Gee, $40, NorthCountry

Orient, $72.50, Kahuna74.

This auction ends tomorrow night at 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby smellody » November 26th 2017, 11:31am

Four-tee-five on the Rushan vowstawk!
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 27th 2017, 8:03am

Monday morning bump!

Vostok, $45, Smellody

Gee, $40, NorthCountry

Orient, $72.50, Kahuna74.

This auction ends tonight at 8:00PM Pacific time!
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 27th 2017, 4:30pm

Four and a half hours to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 27th 2017, 6:50pm

Vostok, $45, Smellody

Gee, $40, NorthCountry

Orient, $72.50, Kahuna74.

A little over two hours to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 27th 2017, 8:00pm

One hour to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 7! Thanksgiving Swag!

Postby conjurer » November 27th 2017, 8:20pm

Forty minutes.
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