Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 15th 2017, 7:22pm

svaglic wrote:
conjurer wrote:
svaglic wrote:Let's bump this
40 on 2
40 on 3

This is for sick kids........ Do you really think my forty is going to help?
F the watches, give me 70 on 2 and 70 on 3. Who's going to give me more for kids? It ain't about the watches.


Well said, Allison.

Bids thus far:

Lot #1, $30, Ofcmark

Lot #2, $40, svaglic

Lot #3, $40, svaglic.


Dude, 70 on 2 and 70 on 3. This about sick kids, who cares about sick kids? We will see. Snipers may get me, but not before a higher bid. I didn't realize a watch was a prize, I saw sick kids.

Kids right?


Absolutely goddamn right. It's about all of us here at Watchlords--a place renowned for all the haterz and mollywhoppers who dwell within--getting together and doing these for sick kids.

Granted, we are haterz and mollywhoppers, or choads, or something. Here, in this small corner of the interwebz, is the place that Geeks and their kind fear to tread.

Larry Holmack? Head through the drywall.

Charles Ninetoes? Head through the drywall.

Dirtbox? Head through the drywall.

Joe Blazer? Head through the drywall.

And many more. Why? Because we're the motherfucking Watchlords, and we kill every Geek we see. God loves the Watchlords, because we keep Heaven packed with fresh Geek souls. If somebody wants the straight dope on a watch, they come here, not fucking Hondickee. We don't need no fucking swag from the manufacturers to tell the truth. We fucking shit swag.

But we're also a bunch of softies too, and when there's a little kid, in a hospital room, fighting cancer like the little fucking Viking that she is, we're there too. When the little girl's father is walking the hallways and praying for his kid, and her mother is there in the room with her, sleeping for a few minutes until the girl's moans wake her up, the Watchlords are there, too. We've raised literally thousands of dollars for places like St. Jude, something that no other forum has fucking done. We're the Watchlords, and we give a shit, and we make things fucking happen.

It's time to ante up. This auction ends Saturday night, 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 16th 2017, 10:25am

Bids thus far:

Lot #1, $30, Ofcmark

Lot #2, $70, svaglic

Lot #3, $70, svaglic

No new bids. This auction closes Saturday night at 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby Mortuus » November 16th 2017, 1:30pm

Conjurer wrote:But we're also a bunch of softies too, and when there's a little kid, in a hospital room, fighting cancer like the little fucking Viking that she is, we're there too. When the little girl's father is walking the hallways and praying for his kid, and her mother is there in the room with her, sleeping for a few minutes until the girl's moans wake her up, the Watchlords are there, too. We've raised literally thousands of dollars for places like St. Jude, something that no other forum has fucking done. We're the Watchlords, and we give a shit, and we make things fucking happen.


As a deceased, cynical bastard who cares nothing for no one other than my own missus and our canine & equine children, the above has moved me very deeply... Don't like any of these auction watches, but you DO like the things we accomplish here together as an organization? Why not drop a few bucks to the WL donate box? Or the St. Jude Box?

And to show that I'm serious, I'm gonna put my moolah where my big, dead mouth is, and contribute to this auction, albeit differently than by bidding for any of these watches. So, as a certain glass-jawed, flabby-assed liar and cheat -- who now claims 2-B-A wannabe apprentice "knife maker" and ghey little spinning top aficionado/expert -- might put it, "here's the deal": I will match the St. Jude's contribution of the winner of Lot #1, when this auction is over...

So bid early, bid often and drive that Lot #1 contribution up, up and UP!! You have two days left, so do it to it, Lords!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby Ofcmark » November 16th 2017, 4:48pm

$50 on lot one sorry Mort
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby Mortuus » November 16th 2017, 5:13pm

Ofcmark wrote:$50 on lot one sorry Mort

Sorry? For what, mon ami? You did just as I asked! Please allow me to mimic what the rooster-shaped pea-soup-weather-warning device from Connecticut might be knownst doth to utter, were I he & sew fourth, "10-Q-BD-Much, Off-Ice-Mark!!" ;)
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby foghorn » November 16th 2017, 5:14pm

Connecticut?
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby Mortuus » November 16th 2017, 5:19pm

foghorn wrote:Connecticut?

Thy Cousin Beauregard, Sire, He of the Swarthily Different Wattle, So to Speak... :|
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 16th 2017, 9:29pm

Thanks, Mark. And also a big thanks to Mort, who, although a damned old goat, is still a fucking Viking as well.

Bids thus far:

Lot #1, $50, Ofcmark

Lot #2, $70, svaglic

Lot #3, $70, svaglic

I'm very proud of each and every one of you stupid bastards.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 16th 2017, 9:36pm

Mrs. C also wishes to say good job to the various Asshats and sew Fourth.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 17th 2017, 11:25am

Friday bump! This auction ends tomorrow, 8:00PM, Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby foghorn » November 17th 2017, 11:29am

conjurer wrote:Friday bump! This auction ends tomorrow, 8:00PM, Pacific time.



At wut tyme.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 8:47am

foghorn wrote:
conjurer wrote:Friday bump! This auction ends tomorrow, 8:00PM, Pacific time.



At wut tyme.


@ aight O'Clark PEEE m two Knight spacific Tyme GODAM it.

Bids thus far:

Lot #1, $50, Ofcmark

Lot #2, $70, svaglic

Lot #3, $70, svaglic

In non-Geek Speak, this auction ends tonight at 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 1:01pm

Eight hours to go!
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 4:37pm

A little more than four hours to go. Come on, let's get the take on this auction over $200!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 5:47pm

Three hours and fifteen minutes to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 7:22pm

Bumpski. Snipers might be around, be aware! An hour and forty minutes to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 8:00pm

One hour to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 8:31pm

Thirty minutes.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 8:45pm

Fifteen minutes.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 8:50pm

Ten minutes.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 8:55pm

Five minutes. Last call on this auction.
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 9:00pm

And, done!
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby conjurer » November 18th 2017, 9:00pm

The winners:

Lot #1, $50, Ofcmark

Lot #2, $70, svaglic

Lot #3, $70, svaglic

Many thanks to the generous donors, and all who bid!
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby Ofcmark » November 24th 2017, 10:40am

Got the watches today will be great for every day use glad I was able to help the kids thanks again John for all your hard work
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Re: Swag-Fest 6! Affordable Twofers!!

Postby biglove » November 24th 2017, 12:53pm

Ofcmark wrote:Got the watches today will be great for every day use glad I was able to help the kids thanks again John for all your hard work



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