Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 18th 2017, 6:16pm

conjurer wrote:Monday bump!


Why the fuck did I post this?? It's fucking Wednesday, for fuck's sakes.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 18th 2017, 6:17pm

Mark1 wrote:I can see now too. Corporate hogging all the bandwidth for business-the louts.


Yet another example of The Man sticking it to the hapless workers.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby hcharles » October 18th 2017, 8:45pm

$40.00 for the Tiss-Sot.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 18th 2017, 9:28pm

PM bid on the Bulova, $140.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 18th 2017, 9:30pm

Bids thus far:

Bulova, $140, PM bid

Tissot, $40, hcharles

HMT, $25, Mark1.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 19th 2017, 7:46am

Thursday bump!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 20th 2017, 7:45am

Friday bump! Remember, this auction ends tomorrow night at 8:00PM Pacific time!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby foghorn » October 20th 2017, 9:22am

conjurer wrote:Friday bump! Remember, this auction ends tomorrow night at 8:00PM Pacific time!




That theres the mittle of the nite over hear!! Even tHe olden Contree buffay iz closed goddammit!!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 20th 2017, 9:44am

foghorn wrote:
conjurer wrote:Friday bump! Remember, this auction ends tomorrow night at 8:00PM Pacific time!




That theres the mittle of the nite over hear!! Even tHe olden Contree buffay iz closed goddammit!!!


This is why Mort lives on the West Coast!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 20th 2017, 8:20pm

Friday night bump! This auction ends tomorrow at 8:00PM, much to foggy's annoyance.

I would also like to point out that it's been more than a whole day without a bid; let's not forget that most of the funds for this auction go to a bunch of little kids who have cancer and shit!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 7:42am

Bump! A little over 12 hours to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 12:09pm

In order to gin up a little more dough, I thought I'd shoot some pics of said Bad Music and present to you stupid bastards what sort of stuff you can expect with your watches:

This one would be good for Mort:

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We all know that Mort's older than dirt; what you might not know is that Mort's also a follower of the funky new sounds, man. When not getting engaged in altercations over freeze-dried coffee, he can often be found behind the wheel of his Eldo ragtop, cruising down the 'Ville, blasting his Blaupunkt with the fresh remixes, yo. He's a fucking OG, is Mort.

Big Loaf would appreciate this:

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The Loaf is a man who appreciates his shine, particularly Apple Pie. Like Megs Bennett said in the TV series Justified, "This is the hard part."

This one's perfect for the upcoming holiday:

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It's not often you see CDs with a meth-addicted reindeer as part of the cover art.

I have no words for this one:

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And finally:

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I really don't have a fucking clue what this one is; I really don't. Up until now, clowns have never really bothered me. But this one is making me change my mind.

So, the lucky winners will find one of these fine CDs in the box with their wartche. You have been warned.

Eight hours to go!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 2:04pm

6 Ours two Bid on These fyne wartchs!!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby biglove » October 21st 2017, 3:26pm

Jeebus, where did you get such awful tunes? And why?
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 4:50pm

biglove wrote:Jeebus, where did you get such awful tunes? And why?


These were donated by an anonymous member for swag; I doubt they were from his personal collection.

A little more than three hours to go!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 6:18pm

An hour and forty two minutes to go.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 6:59pm

One hour to go. Please, no posts from here on out except for bids.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 7:00pm

Current bids:

Bulova, $140, PM bid

Tissot, $40, hcharles

HMT, $25, Mark1.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 7:32pm

Thirty minutes.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 7:39pm

Twenty minutes. There's still plenty of meat on the bone on these.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 7:45pm

Fifteen minutes.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 7:50pm

Ten minutes.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 7:55pm

Five minutes. Final call on this auction.
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 8:00pm

And, done!
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Re: Swag-Fest 3! Dress Watches, and Bad Music!!

Postby conjurer » October 21st 2017, 8:01pm

And the winners:

Bulova, $140, PM bid

Tissot, $40, hcharles

HMT, $25, Mark1.

Thanks to the generous donors, and all who bid!

Swag-Fest 4 will be coming soon!
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