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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 19th 2019, 12:03am

Let's imagine something:

Teddy and Flo are noted watch collectors and avid sailors. Right about now, Teddy and Flo are in some pretty deep shit indeed, as their yacht in the Gulf of Mexico has lost power, and is in danger of being swamped by heavy seas. Teddy and Flo are pretty goddamned scared, as anybody would be, facing imminent death.

But right about now a US Coast Guard Sikorsky MH-60 Jayhawk helicopter is taking off from a CG station in Texas, and flying out, in the middle of the fucking night, to rescue Teddy and Flo. Four young men and women are aboard the Jayhawk, and the only way they can see is through night-vision gear. But they will make it to Teddy and Flo's stricken yacht, and they will hoist them up to safety, and they will save their lives. Teddy and Flo will live to a grand old age, and pass down their watches to their grandkids and great grandkids. Because four young Americans flew out in the middle of the fucking night to rescue them.

Without pay. Why? Because that's what heroes do.

Bump.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 19th 2019, 8:41am

This auction will run until Thursday, January 24, ending at 8:00PM Pacific time.

Bids thus far:

Seiko Solar: $35, tiktok

Seiko 5er: $25, me

Boldr: $25, gerdson.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 19th 2019, 11:33pm

Saturday night bump!
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 20th 2019, 9:09am

Sunday bump!

This auction will end on Thursday, January 24, at 8:00PM, Pacific time.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby gerdson » January 20th 2019, 11:15am

35 on the Boldr.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 20th 2019, 8:09pm

gerdson wrote:35 on the Boldr.


Thank you, Herr Gerdy!
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby Ofcmark » January 21st 2019, 8:36am

Seiko 5er: $30.00
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby koimaster » January 22nd 2019, 5:35pm

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“Your heart was warm and happy

With the lilt of Irish laughter

Every day and in every way

Now forever and ever after."
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 22nd 2019, 9:43pm

This auction will run until Thursday, January 24, ending at 8:00PM Pacific time.

Bids thus far:

Seiko Solar: $35, tiktok

Seiko 5er: $30, Ofcmark

Boldr: $35, gerdson.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 23rd 2019, 11:02pm

One day to go bump!

Oh, and $50 on the Seiko 5er.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 8:35am

PM bid for the Seiko 5er, $100.

Bids thus far:

Seiko Solar: $35, tiktok

Seiko 5er: $100, PM bid

Boldr: $35, gerdson.

This auction ends tonight at 8:00PM, Pacific time!
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 11:25am

Nine and a half hours to go!

And, I bid $50 on the Seiko Solar and on the Boldr!

Let's raise some more funds for the Coast Guardsmen, folks!
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 11:26am

Bids thus far:

Seiko Solar: $50, me

Seiko 5er: $100, PM bid

Boldr: $50, me.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby Ofcmark » January 24th 2019, 3:33pm

Seiko Solar: $60.00
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 3:41pm

Ofcmark wrote:Seiko Solar: $60.00


:okk:

Bids thus far:

Seiko Solar: $60, Ofcmark

Seiko 5er: $100, PM bid

Boldr: $50, me.


This auction ends tonight at 8:00PM Pacific time.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 8:17pm

About forty minutes to go.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 8:30pm

Thirty minutes.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 8:50pm

Ten minutes. Radio silence from here on to the end.
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 9:00pm

And, done!
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Re: WL Fall Charity Auction--Important Change Please Read OP

Postby conjurer » January 24th 2019, 9:00pm

The winners:

Seiko Solar: $60, Ofcmark

Seiko 5er: $100, PM bid

Boldr: $50, me.

Thanks to the generous donors, and to all who bid!
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