Postby JAS1125 » June 28th 2019, 11:13am

Teslar watches house an ELF NANOTECH CHIP that works in sync with the SWISS MADE quartz movement and the battery of the watch. The technology utilizes the measurable electric field in the watch’s battery along with the magnetic field of the coil to create a zero-point waveform, this frequency range mimics Earth’s natural frequency.


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Postby MKTheVintageBloke » June 28th 2019, 12:43pm

Swell. Shit straight out of telly shopping, like all these "weight-loss belts" or miraculous kitchen appliances. Well, the difference is that this is directed at the mumbo-jumbo-obsessed hipsters. Oooh wah tah goo siam, ooh wah tah goo siam...

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Re: Witchcraft!

Postby gerdson » June 28th 2019, 1:26pm

Each time You believe that it can't get more stupid, then it does get more stupid.
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Postby koimaster » June 28th 2019, 4:23pm

gerdson wrote:Each time You believe that it can't get more stupid, then it does get more stupid.

c'est la vie je pense


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Re: Witchcraft!

Postby biglove » June 28th 2019, 4:56pm

Mule fritters!
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Re: Witchcraft!

Postby Britboy » July 1st 2019, 6:52am

It cost quite a bit to mimic Earth’s natural frequency doesn't it.
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