i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 7:59pm

i Wantt two Bye a gnu diverse Wartche butt Wannt Something othur Then invicter GODAM it. it Must bea Arthur a EYE ESS Oh sertifyed Wartche that Will robinson survyve Under the Sturging Deapths of The oshun Elevans. it Wood bea Nyce if it charles Haid a orangaid Dyal seence Ewe cann Sea that bettar At See. Also it must Half NO DAYTE GODAM it.

i Wannt ewer idears Ovar Hear & i Wannt Them Fast ewe Stewpid Basterds.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 8:08pm

Whi due yew Knott wanna dayte funtchun?!@

Howewhil yew no the dayte iff yew dyve at nite?????


Eye wood buy a quarts lyke a cazeo gee Mann.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 8:15pm

smellody wrote:Whi due yew Knott wanna dayte funtchun?!@

Howewhil yew no the dayte iff yew dyve at nite?????


Eye wood buy a quarts lyke a cazeo gee Mann.


i Hadd a Kassio Jee michael Mann but my doberman Pitcher Konnie Cunkle IV--err, eye vee et It and it caused Her Bowwels to Exploode most Reevoltingly.

i DEE-test dayte Frunctions bea arthur Cause they Distract alan Frum the aystheik polyphilactics looks of the Dyle GODAM it.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby Mark1 » January 6th 2018, 8:16pm

eWe shood luk inTu A deep BlEw waRtch.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby TemerityB » January 6th 2018, 8:17pm

Mark1 wrote:eWe shood luk inTu A deep BlEw waRtch.


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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 8:25pm

Mark1 wrote:eWe shood luk inTu A deep BlEw waRtch.


the Deap Blew wartche iz Pretty gud butt Stain betosh maykes My splintar Muscel Tens up sommethin Awfull GODAM it.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 8:26pm

Bye a quarts adey K or won of wyngs' nyce ddroid wartches fer muffin divin
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 8:28pm

TemerityB wrote:
Mark1 wrote:eWe shood luk inTu A deep BlEw waRtch.


End they're lettle brudders, Lew Ayres Blew.


oncet i Met Lois ayres at A porn Konvenshun suparmarkat and i Sayd dang lois i Wood lyke to punch Ewe in the seet lyke dylan Thomas & dump My lode of Babbee batter in Ewer dookey Depot.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 8:30pm

smellody wrote:Bye a quarts adey K or won of wyngs' nyce ddroid wartches fer muffin divin


that's Iz the thing Smellovision i Wannt two Bea a deap Cee diaver Lyke karl and get Plentee of trim frum Austrian broads. Sew aday Kate wooden't Werk sew Well.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 8:41pm

Eye am all fer muffs ha ha ha ha butt iff yew dyve width Komrade Karl, yew whil kneed an soveette wartch
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 8:57pm

smellody wrote:Eye am all fer muffs ha ha ha ha butt iff yew dyve width Komrade Karl, yew whil kneed an soveette wartch


when i Was in hi skool i turned Intwo a koomunyst Beacause the girls hoo george Wendt two the Meatings wear Hott. Their was juan named Nastya i Think she Wass frum ukrania & juan daye i Recytted the commie Dialectics Reel Gud GODAM it & she sayd ewe've Half lerned Well komrade ewe Cann eat my crotch Cobbler butt She was sew Harry down Their that i Vomatted copiusly on her muffan & than they Threw me out of The partee.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 9:00pm

^^^^^dis ist a trew stori. Kommi muffins arr harey.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 9:01pm

Butt a gud kommi all.weighs finds a feeld to plow

Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 9:07pm

hmmm It Seams that We half strayed a bit Frum my orijinal Qwestion ovar Hare. saw If we kud Stopp secilly Tysen this Thrade & gett Back on trak GODAM it.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 9:18pm

Howe mani rubbles due yew half for aye eye ssss oh raited muffin dyver wartch ??!@

Off yew wood ansur this wii kood help yew betterer.

May bee an brightling or a dox-ah
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 9:19pm

smellody wrote:Howe mani rubbles due yew half for aye eye ssss oh raited muffin dyver wartch ??!@

Off yew wood ansur this wii kood help yew betterer.

May bee an brightling or a dox-ah


i Half aboot $50 dollers. mayhaps a Little moore if i Cell somme pharrots.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » January 6th 2018, 9:38pm

Doz thys wartch luek gued 'nuff?
https://www.sinn.de/en/Modell/EZM_3.htm
Haz deeht, butt it looks fockin cool, iz meeid by dem Jerrrry bahsterrrds, soo it iz solid lyke a focking Panzerkampffuckingwagen, and it duzen't luek lyke it woz meeid wiff poofy hipstas and ovver invertebreeits in meynd.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 9:49pm

The thyme knobb is Knott up to eye s oh stamderds
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby Mortuus » January 6th 2018, 10:07pm

"wen eye wuzz uh little bitty toi, my grammother bot me uh cute little buoy, silvur bells hangin own uh shtring, she tole me eat wuzz mah ding-a-ling-a-ling..."

eYe rote that hear so's you's no that eYe doan's pills andy GIBB a Shiite moslim ubbout this, funkjuker! Y doan ewe jest bi yo'self uh smell fone an git yore tymes frum THAT? you big gas bucket!

Ore go an gitcher self uh gnu Christofur Weird wartch 'n wowlet set in redd lether-yelow-lether-redd-lether-yelow-lether, the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!!

Get a tymex, ewe oal fukface! Or a renalto! Ore uh Arygone!! ore a stHURLing aborigionial???

quit bean uh winey hiney, conjuldicker!! go tuh whalemart an gitcherself uh shiny-brite elgin're sumsitchthang...

g'night!!

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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 11:52pm

MKTheVintageBloke wrote:Doz thys wartch luek gued 'nuff?
https://www.sinn.de/en/Modell/EZM_3.htm
Haz deeht, butt it looks fockin cool, iz meeid by dem Jerrrry bahsterrrds, soo it iz solid lyke a focking Panzerkampffuckingwagen, and it duzen't luek lyke it woz meeid wiff poofy hipstas and ovver invertebreeits in meynd.
Has sum cyrtyfycatez az well. Cuntforms to dee eeewropeen younion staanderts.


that's Is REel nyce Mr. broke. alas if Ewe had bothered to Reed my posts ewe Wood half sceen that i Can't knott spend more than $50 dollers or mayhaps $60 dollers if i Cell a few farrots. Sew i Can't knott bye a Scinn rite Now you YOBBOh.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 11:56pm

Mortuus wrote:"wen eye wuzz uh little bitty toi, my grammother bot me uh cute little buoy, silvur bells hangin own uh shtring, she tole me eat wuzz mah ding-a-ling-a-ling..."

eYe rote that hear so's you's no that eYe doan's pills andy GIBB a Shiite moslim ubbout this, funkjuker! Y doan ewe jest bi yo'self uh smell fone an git yore tymes frum THAT? you big gas bucket!

Ore go an gitcher self uh gnu Christofur Weird wartch 'n wowlet set in redd lether-yelow-lether-redd-lether-yelow-lether, the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick!!

Get a tymex, ewe oal fukface! Or a renalto! Ore uh Arygone!! ore a stHURLing aborigionial???

quit bean uh winey hiney, conjuldicker!! go tuh whalemart an gitcherself uh shiny-brite elgin're sumsitchthang...

g'night!!

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thanks Sew much ewe Dammed olde gote. i Shud half figgered that ewe Wood chyme in too Brake my ballz. the onlee think That surprizes me Is that frogbourne dint' Knott get their Ahead of ewe.
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Postby codguy » January 7th 2018, 5:05am

Four a Grant moNy bill getz yerself a kwarts tyMpeace lik tha dockter sayd ^ itz hasKnow sole butt Knott frajile lik a otto-maTic one
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Postby foghorn » January 7th 2018, 6:10am

Hair yew go dooshcopter! It haz a dayte butt yew can put a peace of taype over itt.

And its iz a perlative ceronometer to!!!



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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 7th 2018, 9:38am

codguy wrote:Four a Grant moNy bill getz yerself a kwarts tyMpeace lik tha dockter sayd ^ itz hasKnow sole butt Knott frajile lik a otto-maTic one
youz kan thankme Latr !


unlyke Sew manny hear i Don't knott Desdane the quarts wartchs mr. Guy. i Half ovar six hundert and turdy Nvicters that our Quarts and almust Ten parcent of em half the're Hands still on.
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Re: i Kneed somme Wartche advise Ovar Hair

Postby conjurer » January 7th 2018, 9:39am

foghorn wrote:Hair yew go dooshcopter! It haz a dayte butt yew can put a peace of taype over itt.

And its iz a perlative ceronometer to!!!



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thanks Frogbourne that;s Iz a nyce Wartche butt the basil Kneeds two Bea fully akkredited with minuet Markers GODAM it.
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