Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby TemerityB » January 6th 2018, 9:47am

A similar headline to this pop up about 50 times a year here in NYC, where it's a serial sport for a certain kind of woman: Get the rich guy boozed up (and add some "candy" to it), take his Rolex and run:

Tourist wakes up after boozy night to find woman and his $10G Rolex watch gone

Time flies when you’re having fun.

A Brazilian tourist woke up in his lower Manhattan hotel room after a night of partying to find the tattooed beauty he was with was gone — along with his pricey Rolex watch, police said Thursday.

Cops are looking for the woman, and have put out a photo of the stunning, brown-haired suspect in the hopes that someone recognizes her.

The 26-year-old Rio de Janeiro resident told police that he met the woman at the swanky PHD Terrace at the Dream Hotel in Midtown. The two ended their night at the victim’s hotel on Howard St. near Lafayette St. where, after a drink, he felt woozy and passed out, he told police, believing he was drugged.

When he woke up, the woman and his $10,000 watch were gone, cops said.
Since many people weren't in lockstep with his beloved cheese box shit watch brand, The Cruise King ran off blowing snot bubbles, far away from his once-beloved forum. Here, eat this mudpie, Paw Paw. It tastes like a Hershey bar. Go ahead, dig in.
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 9:59am

I'm going to visit NYC soon!
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby iwasbanned » January 6th 2018, 10:01am

Where's the picture?
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 10:14am

I checked you out, and I now want you to take the journey to lick my taint. It's small, but vast.


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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 10:15am

smellody wrote:I'm going to visit NYC soon!


Just make sure you get your dick sucked before having a beverage!!
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby smellody » January 6th 2018, 3:15pm

^^^ that's some sound advice right there.
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby iwasbanned » January 6th 2018, 3:26pm

I just ordered 5 Tissel Rolex ripoffs and a plane ticket to NYC.
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 3:49pm

iwasbanned wrote:I just ordered 5 Tissel Rolex ripoffs and a plane ticket to NYC.


TMMLH.
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby TemerityB » January 6th 2018, 5:41pm

Ooops! Copied the link but never posted it. Thanks, conj.
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby artman » January 6th 2018, 6:02pm

I bet the chick is really a dude.
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby tiktok » January 6th 2018, 6:35pm

That's some low ball deal.
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby conjurer » January 6th 2018, 6:59pm

I personally don't see the big deal here; some greaseball millennial from Brazil comes to the Big Apple, tries to get laid, and loses his Rollie. He's lucky he didn't get his throat cut.
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Re: Year's First NYC Rolex Theft: Hot Date Division

Postby Mark1 » January 6th 2018, 8:14pm

conjurer wrote:
smellody wrote:I'm going to visit NYC soon!


Just make sure you get your dick sucked before having a beverage!!


Nothing wrong with a little multitasking. Do the south of the border drink nothing unless it's bottled thing.
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