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Re: introduction

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2013, 10:03pm

Get the work car warmed up, HF. It's time to take this fucking boy to the Pine Barrens. After what he said to Kahuna, I'll put one in his ear myself.

How's that for a proper sentence, you stupid, rude, vulgar, Australian convict-spawn, worthless-goddamn-loser-troll-asswipe?
Jim...you are a ray of sunshine here.

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Re: introduction

Postby Horse Feathers » April 5th 2013, 10:06pm

conjurer wrote:Get the work car warmed up, HF. It's time to take this fucking boy to the Pine Barrens. After what he said to Kahuna, I'll put one in his ear myself.

How's that for a proper sentence, you stupid, rude, vulgar, Australian convict-spawn, worthless-goddamn-loser-troll-asswipe?


Conjurer, I thought we were through with him.

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Re: introduction

Postby conjurer » April 5th 2013, 10:09pm

Horse Feathers wrote:
conjurer wrote:Get the work car warmed up, HF. It's time to take this fucking boy to the Pine Barrens. After what he said to Kahuna, I'll put one in his ear myself.

How's that for a proper sentence, you stupid, rude, vulgar, Australian convict-spawn, worthless-goddamn-loser-troll-asswipe?


Conjurer, I thought we were through with him.

The Caddy is gassed and ready to go


I stopped at Home Depot and got some lime, too. I suppose we should let Kahuna come, too, in case he wants to put a few extra "drain holes" in the trunk.
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Re: introduction

Postby catnap » April 5th 2013, 11:25pm

This thread only confirmes the devastating effect to the brain that alcohol has had on the indigenous Australian.
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Re: introduction

Postby catnap » April 5th 2013, 11:55pm

conjurer wrote:Get the work car warmed up, HF. It's time to take this fucking boy to the Pine Barrens. After what he said to Kahuna, I'll put one in his ear myself.

How's that for a proper sentence, you stupid, rude, vulgar, Australian convict-spawn, worthless-goddamn-loser-troll-asswipe?

Conj I would just like to add a Brit adjective if I may sir.

Un-couth. 1.Crude; unrefined. 2. Awkward, clumsy or ungraceful.
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Re: introduction

Postby bigedsurf » April 6th 2013, 1:10am

Fucking jagoff............
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Re: introduction

Postby Kahuna74 » April 6th 2013, 2:19am

conjurer wrote:
Horse Feathers wrote:
conjurer wrote:Get the work car warmed up, HF. It's time to take this fucking boy to the Pine Barrens. After what he said to Kahuna, I'll put one in his ear myself.

How's that for a proper sentence, you stupid, rude, vulgar, Australian convict-spawn, worthless-goddamn-loser-troll-asswipe?


Conjurer, I thought we were through with him.

The Caddy is gassed and ready to go


I stopped at Home Depot and got some lime, too. I suppose we should let Kahuna come, too, in case he wants to put a few extra "drain holes" in the trunk.

Thanks conj, I would fucking love too. Sorry for the improper sentence structure. And now this scum-bag has remarks to make about Americans dieing in a war. What a deformed fucking troll.
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Re: introduction

Postby Kahuna74 » April 6th 2013, 2:28am

His opening statement is directed at bedlam and HF. I called him out as an ass and was told I can't write a sentence. Looks Like a perfect one to me. Tuesday I will show my Comp. II professor this thread and Have her grade my work. Image
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Re: introduction

Postby Wasp » April 6th 2013, 4:10am

Another fucked up ginger.
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Re: introduction

Postby catnap » April 6th 2013, 4:24am

Kahuna74 wrote:
towenmountain wrote:Ever gone to school and learnt how to compose a sentence???
Probably just wanked when an ugly girl walked past the class-room window. Figures, doesn't it?

Are you drunk? learnt, what kind of English is that?

It isn't English. I have encountered this feral tongue whilst travelling the antipodes. I will try to communicate in his 'language'. Rack off Ocker.
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Re: introduction

Postby AJC » April 6th 2013, 4:30am

You're so cute, just fucking adorable. Now go take your Renaltoe torbeeyawn off the winder.
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Re: introduction

Postby ocean » April 6th 2013, 5:30am

Horse Feathers wrote:
ocean wrote:Bye bye asshat.


Hey, you're besmirching Ass Hats ?


No disrespect, I meant assclown.
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Re: introduction

Postby Bigjimzlll » April 6th 2013, 8:51am

catnap wrote:
conjurer wrote:Get the work car warmed up, HF. It's time to take this fucking boy to the Pine Barrens. After what he said to Kahuna, I'll put one in his ear myself.

How's that for a proper sentence, you stupid, rude, vulgar, Australian convict-spawn, worthless-goddamn-loser-troll-asswipe?

Conj I would just like to add a Brit adjective if I may sir.

Un-couth. 1.Crude; unrefined. 2. Awkward, clumsy or ungraceful.


Un-couth...My Dad being Welch and Scot used say....What the fuck you mean I'm un-couth...
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Re: introduction

Postby conjurer » June 2nd 2018, 1:31pm

Bump for a possible Billy sighting.
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Re: introduction

Postby TemerityB » June 2nd 2018, 4:36pm

How did I miss this one - first time I've ever even seen this thread.

This was Billy ... as in Renato-puckering Billy?
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Re: introduction

Postby conjurer » June 2nd 2018, 5:04pm

TemerityB wrote:How did I miss this one - first time I've ever even seen this thread.

This was Billy ... as in Renato-puckering Billy?


I honestly don't know, T. I believe this troll started not long after Billy showed up once, and I think some of the guys were a little trigger-happy--but then, I really don't understand why an adult named Billy--which is more than slightly weird in itself--would want to powerwash La Mink's hirsuit balls with his tongue.
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