Bremont Shark Detector Watch

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Bremont Shark Detector Watch

Postby Racer-X » March 31st 2017, 11:14pm

"It’s taken the lads at Bremont to dispel the fear of sharks that has affected the globe ever since Steven Spielberg delivered Jaws in 1975 and kept most sensible – or simply nervous – people out of the water.
With the sublime UX Shark Detector, Bremont has delivered a brand-new, life-saving complication: it glows green when it’s safe to enter the water in presence of benign sharks, and red when you’re better off topping up your tan on the beach to avoid the hungry ones."

Article at Revolution Watches
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Re: Bremont Shark Detector Watch

Postby conjurer » March 31st 2017, 11:36pm

That one is indefatigably homo.
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Re: Bremont Shark Detector Watch

Postby bobbee » March 31st 2017, 11:56pm

That's funny, the BS Detector model.

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Re: Bremont Shark Detector Watch

Postby Wasp » April 1st 2017, 4:27am

They stole the technology from Invicta.
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Re: Bremont Shark Detector Watch

Postby Tzimisces » April 1st 2017, 5:32am

The new Bremont FA-UX diving watch has unique sonar technology which can identify different shark species.

Simply hold the watch up to the shark and it will tell you, within minutes, whether it’s a deadly one or not.


I was worried they might face a potential lawsuit, but this will certainly work 100% of the time.
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Re: Bremont Shark Detector Watch

Postby biglove » April 1st 2017, 6:28am

Shouldn't the "bad shark" color change be to brown? Like, to match the color of the effluent coming from my wetsuit?
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Re: Bremont Shark Detector Watch

Postby iwasbanned » April 1st 2017, 6:43am

Faux diving watch. Haha. Is today April 1st?
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