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Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby conjurer » November 29th 2017, 12:29pm

Johannes! My knees are trembling from banging her so hard with my rod!

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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby MAX » November 29th 2017, 12:48pm

Heh! Dont bend over on the prarie.

Mr. Keillor sang, performed in skits and ended each show with a monologue about his fictional hometown Lake Wobegon, “where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking and all the children are above-average.”


I had the misfortune to live in Minnesota for a year. The women are certainly strong but not good looking, the men are now wimpy, strange talking lumberjacks (sorry, Smells) and the children are, well, how can you tell what most of the back woods children are today?
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby bobbee » November 29th 2017, 1:09pm

Why have I now got 'the Lumberjack song' from Monty Python running through my head?

I bet Keillor has a woebegone look about him now...
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby foghorn » November 29th 2017, 1:13pm

When I think back to the lifestyles of the late 60's thru the early 80's I'm glad I'm not rich or famous.
I could be toast.
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby bobbee » November 29th 2017, 1:23pm

(In the voice of George Takei:) "Oh my, you really do have a Big One!"
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby labman » November 29th 2017, 1:27pm

bobbee wrote:Why have I now got 'the Lumberjack song' from Monty Python running through my head? ...


Always loved Monty Python

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

etc.
etc.
etc.

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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby bobbee » November 29th 2017, 1:35pm

I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra...
Well not me, just the song lyrics, honest...
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby labman » November 29th 2017, 2:12pm

bobbee wrote:I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspendies and a bra...
Well not me, just the song lyrics, honest...


Sure, sure, uh-huh, just the lyrics - :mrgreen:
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby Mark1 » November 29th 2017, 2:51pm

Also breaking today-no pun intended Today host Matt Lauer stands accused by multiple women of harassment. Apparently he has been fired also.
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby Wasp » November 30th 2017, 5:42am

Intelligent men getting extremely high compensation for their work performing stupid fireable actions.
I have never been able to wrap my mind around this. When I was a young man surrounded by plenty of educated classy women in the work environment I understood the offense and never crossed that line. On my scales I had too much to loose. And I had nothing compared to theses people.

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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby koimaster » November 30th 2017, 10:38am

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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby 3Flushes » November 30th 2017, 10:51am

GODFUCKINGDAMMIT-
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby biglove » November 30th 2017, 6:29pm

@Koi. I kept expecting that to be a gif where she flashes the goods.

I am so disappointed. 😜
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby Ofcmark » November 30th 2017, 8:06pm

For what it's worth I like his show it was on the radio here on Saturday night and it was something to listen to when you were working the night shift
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby Mortuus » December 2nd 2017, 6:13am

Garrison Keillor wrote:He also apologized to “all the poets whose work I won’t be reading on the radio and sorry for the people who will lose work on account of this.”

I never liked Mr. Keillor, as he always came across (to me, anyway) as very smug and self-satisfied -- you know, like the guy who knows who farted, but won't tell -- not only during the course of his "Prairie Home Companion" shows, but pretty much anywhere he appeared. (Just look at the photos of him on the website, and then tell me he's not a smug fuck!)

Aside from his obvious love-of-self, his use of so-called hi-brow humor was lost on me, like using the French word for 'beef,' and then mispronouncing it when referring to a restaurant with the name "Café Boeuf," an imaginary sponsor of a series of skits about a private detective, named "Guy Noir," played [of course] by Keillor himself. He'd always 'lean' on the "uhr" sound in "boeuf," and, linguistic snot that I am, I can't help but think he was bent on making the word sound as much like "barf" as possible. Like I said, real "hi-brow" humor...

He also has an obvious love for the sound of his own voice, as it dominated everyone else's, even the singing acts he brought to the program -- some of them big time recording stars -- with whom he always insisted on singing harmony in at least half (and usually more) of the songs they performed. Now, I'm neither a musician, nor do I read music or know how to arrange songs for even a one-man band, but I DO know that when the person who's singing harmony can be heard far better than the person whose voice they're supposed to be accompanying, it's an unpleasant -- even obnoxious -- result. :scratch:

I guess the best way I can describe what it was like for me personally to listen to the guy is to compare it to what it's like having to listen to someone you find particularly offensive and/or repulsive, with very bad breath (like my Aunt Sophie, who could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon), whispering in your ear when they're way too close to you and their unpleasantly warm breath is traveling down your ear canal, thus making you just wish they'd finish with what they've got to say, and then
fuck off, poste haste. After just a few minutes of his program, I desperately felt I needed a shower to clean all the imaginary spit that collected on the side of my head and neck from that halitocular fuck's incessant whispering in my ear...

Besides, the guy's a friend of Al-fucking-Franken, for crissop's sake, which makes Keillor a complete raging dweeb, at least in this particular Reaper's Book of the Dead, at any rate. Fuck him, I say. Fuck him in ALL of his orifi, with the drippingly syphilitic dicks of prisoners in Caracas' worst jail houses...and don't stop for days, even WEEKS.

Ahem. That is all. God, but that was cathartic...I mean, hell, I've hated this dude for years, but have never gotten the chance to vent it like this. Thank you, Lords. That was oarsome...
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby 3Flushes » December 2nd 2017, 11:31am

^^^^
Hey Mort, don't hold back; tell us how you really feel. :lol:
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby conjurer » December 2nd 2017, 11:37am

I could never stand the cocksucker, either. BTW, I thought my thread title was enormously clever, you stupid bastards.
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby smellody » December 2nd 2017, 11:57am

^^^ ha ha ha ha. You said cornhole.
   
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby conjurer » December 2nd 2017, 12:38pm

smellody wrote:^^^ ha ha ha ha. You said cornhole.


Thank you, Beavis.
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby Mortuus » December 2nd 2017, 1:46pm

^^^ ha ha ha ha. You said Beavis.
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby smellody » December 2nd 2017, 1:58pm

Beavis is my favorite actor. I like his partner, Buttheads, too.
   
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby codguy » December 2nd 2017, 2:09pm

Have no clue who this guy is or what he does/did for a living........ but he absolutely looks like a british flamer to me though.
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby MAX » December 3rd 2017, 6:56am

For a long time I thought he and Tom Bodett were one and the same.
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Re: Prairie Home Cornholer

Postby Wasp » December 3rd 2017, 7:26am

The singing was horrendous. Some skits were superb. Looking as he does he needs to be self absorbed.
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