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Oh no you did-unt

Postby kevco » November 9th 2017, 10:32am

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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby foghorn » November 9th 2017, 10:36am

Misty Velvet Dawn?

Was she named after a Liquid detergent?
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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby conjurer » November 9th 2017, 10:42am

Incest? In Oklahoma? My mind reels.
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Postby kevco » November 9th 2017, 10:47am

conjurer wrote:Incest? In Oklahoma? My mind reels.




Incest-It's not just for Razorbacks anymore.
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Postby conjurer » November 9th 2017, 11:05am

To be fair, if you saddle a kid with a name like Misty Velvet Dawn, it's unlikely that she's going to become Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby Rusty » November 9th 2017, 11:39am

I wonder what brand of watches they wear?
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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby tiktok » November 9th 2017, 11:59am

I just want to see their dental work.
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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby MKTheVintageBloke » November 9th 2017, 12:02pm

Just look at their completely vacant expressions in these mugshots...

Reminds me of that old joke:
After fucking, a young redneck's sister says to her brother, "You're doing it just like dad!"
"I know, that's just what our mom said!"
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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby foghorn » November 9th 2017, 12:03pm

Rusty wrote:I wonder what brand of watches they wear?




Definately not Balls.


Maybe "not too" Breitlings
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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby Mortuus » November 9th 2017, 12:53pm

Rusty wrote:I wonder what brand of watches they wear?

EyE suspects they's wear'n whichever brand is most pupolar at Wall-E -World; let's see, blingy watches where awl the raige for a wile there, so per'aps they wuzzuh wear'n them fancy gold Egglin Ellgem Elgin wort'ches! That's the juan! THey's Maid en Chiner, wear everthin's maid thes'es daze, so they otter caul 'em Egglin Rolls Chi-knees Wortchess, an sour fourth.

this h'year storey dunne like'ta maid me voment awl over thuh place...them otter be put two deth by hangun four there crymes agin naytchurre. an rhe sun knead's tuh dye sune, two! accourse thass jest juan main's opinyun, sew ewe otter take it whiff uh grane off slat.

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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby NorthCountry » November 9th 2017, 3:56pm

Reminds me of this old joke.

What does a 14 year old girl from (insert the sketchy area where you live) say after sex?

Get off me Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.
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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby biglove » November 9th 2017, 8:17pm

There’s fucked up and then there’s Oklahoma fucked up.

Wow!
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Re: Oh no you did-unt

Postby Wasp » November 10th 2017, 6:17am

Oklahoma is in the dark ages. Where is the LGBTQAHFROIJHN community? Gotta move to a more progressive local.

Guy goes into a pharmacy and asks for contraceptives for his 14 year old daughter. The Pharmacist in wide eyed disbelief says...Is she sexually active? Bubba replies...nah she just lays there like her sister.
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